Four Stinky Stories: Vol. 1 E-Book

Donald Rump

• Herausgeber: Publisher s21000
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017

Beschreibung

CRITICAL ACCLAIM"…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan"Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy"What man doesn't think flatulence is still an important, interesting, entertaining, even exciting aspect of our everyday lives? A man who hasn't been taught the fine art of bottling a fart, that's who." --Angry GamesPRODUCT DESCRIPTIONCelebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume.Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all.BOTTLING FARTSCould the greatest power…The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination…The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness……be obtained by bottling farts???"Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…"THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITICZack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap.GOING DUTCHBarnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined.MARRIAGE STINKSMackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?BONUS!Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 includes the bonus story I Am Fart (approximately 1,130 words).

Leseprobe

Four Stinky Stories

Vol. 1

Donald Rump

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Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 (English, Spanish)

Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2 (English, Spanish)

Gastrointestinal Blues

Going Dutch (English, Spanish)

Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay

Marriage Stinks (English, Spanish, Dutch)

The $500 Question (English, Spanish)

The Chapped-Ass Critic (English, Spanish)

The Would Be Asstronaut (English, Spanish)

Till Death Do Us Fart (English, Spanish, Dutch)

Weekend Getaway (English, Spanish)

© 2013 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

Image(s) licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Roman Yakovliev (cover, #26123103), Zenihuddin (Bottling Farts, #18101651), Putut Handoko (The Chapped-Ass Critic, #10352988), Denys Fonchykov (Going Dutch, #10024679), Alex Pretelt (Marriage Stinks, #25599197) and Matthew Britton (I Am Fart, #21092413). Fart drawings by Mel Casipit.

The background image for I Am Fart is © Larisa Koshkina and used accordance with the public domain license found here:http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/view-image.php?image=34433&picture=the-house-in-the-field

First Edition (v1.1)

Published on November 17, 2013

Last updated on November 12, 2017

ISBN-13: 9781624544958

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Donald Rump

Copyright

Dedication

Bottling Farts

The Chapped-Ass Critic

Going Dutch

Marriage Stinks

I Am Fart (*Bonus)

About the Author

Ad 1: Till Death Do Us Fart

Ad 2: 20 Common Questions About Farts

Ad 3: Weekend Getaway

Thank You!

To all those ravenous fart fiction fans around the world. You know who you are!