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- Herausgeber: Write Laugh
- Kategorie: Für Kinder und Jugendliche
- Serie: I’m Joking
- Sprache: Englisch
It's a knockout!
Packed with more punches than a professional boxing match, Funny Knock-Knock Jokes will knock your socks off and split your sides. With over 400 hilarious jokes arranged in fun categories, such as Name Jokes, Animal Antics and Wacky Weather, you'll be laughing so hard you won't be able to get up to answer the door.
Funny Knock-Knock Jokes:
• Perfect for little jokesters aged 6-10
• Clean family-friendly fun
• Boost reading skills with these repetitively-structured jokes
• Includes Joke-telling tips to get maximum laughs from each joke
• Hilarious illustrations bring the punchlines to life
• A professionally designed book containing 200+ pages
Sneak Peak:
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
I'm fine, thank you.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Selma
Selma who?
I'll Selma own grandmother, if you give me a good price!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca suitcase and move in shortly.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Shout
Shout who?
WHO!!!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Howler
Howler who?
Howler remember all these great jokes?
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Explore the rest of Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom:
Tom E. Moffatt is a master of clean, family-friendly humour, crafting joke books that make kids of all ages laugh out loud. With a knack for creating original, giggle-worthy jokes, his collections are packed with punny, easy-to-read jokes that both children and adults alike can enjoy. If you enjoy books by authors like Rob Elliott, Carole P. Roman, and Mat Waugh, you’ll LOVE exploring the funny knock-knock jokes, hilarious howlers, and witty one-liners in Tom E. Moffatt’s Jokingdom.
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Seitenzahl: 45
Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2023
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Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
400+ Clean Jokes for Kids
Tom E. Moffatt
Contents
Come In
So, you love knock-knock jokes, do you? Well, you’ve come to the right place.
This book is jam-packed with hundreds of brand-new howlers, neatly organised into different categories, making it easier to dip in and out.
There are the classic knock-knock jokes, which always use a person’s name. There are themed sections, such as animals, weather, and things you might find on your doorstep. And there are sound-play jokes, which use the ‘who?’ sound to take your audience by surprise. And last of all, there are the rule breakers. Those cheeky outlaws that never behave the way you’d expect.
The great thing about Knock-knockers is that they are some of the most fun jokes to tell. Why? Because you drag your audience into the joke. They can’t just stand there, rolling their eyes and trying not to laugh. They actually have to join in. To say the correct responses at the right time, and that keeps them engaged. They are a captive audience, caught in your joke trap until you decide to release them.
And with 400+ knock-out jokes between these pages, that could be hours away. Days, even. Perhaps weeks, if you speak slowly.
Now dive in and entertain yourself—and those around you—with these Funny Knock-Knock Jokes!
Or if you need some help with your delivery skills, skip to the Telling Tips:
Ten Telling Tips
#1: Smile
#2: Be Loud and Clear
#3: Rhythm & Timing
#4: Eye Contact
#5: Do Actions
#6: Put on an Accent
#7: Sing!
#8: Jot Down your Favourites
#9: Memorise Them
#10: Practise
Keep it Classic
Originally, knock-knock jokes always used a person’s name. The idea is that the joke-teller is knocking on an imaginary door and the audience wants to know who it is. This section is jam-packed with nearly 200 classic knock-knock jokes covering common and not-so-common names from all across the world. They are arranged from A-Z, so you can easily search for your own name or those of your friends and family.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Acosta
Acosta who?
Acosta courier one more time and I’ll call the police!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Adana
Adana who?
Adana poo in my pants! Can I use your bathroom?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair you to eat a teaspoon of hot sauce!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Adele
Adele who?
Adele dust gissed me on da lipth! Blugh!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Aditya
Aditya who?
Aditya if we were stranded on a desert island!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Alef
Alef who?
Alef you so much… can I giff you a kiss?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Amor
Amor who?
Amor pressing question is WHO ARE YOU?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
Anather joke. And there’s plenty more to come.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Ange
Ange who?
Ange-you and you and you!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Anya
Anya who?
Anya call yourself a joker?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Apollo
Apollo who?
Apollogies for such a bad joke!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Armin
Armin who?
Armin for the rest of the day. You can go out if you like.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Armstrong
Armstrong who?
Armstrong enough to knock this door down!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Arnie
Arnie who?
Arnie’d to lie down, so please let me in.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any decent jokes in here?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Arya
Arya who?
Arya gonna let me in or not?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Asya
Asya who?
Asya were. I got the wrong house.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Athena
Athena who?
Athena houthe for thale. Would you like to come and thee it with me?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Attila
Attila who?
Attila lie… my names actually [your name]!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Audi
Audi who?
Audi-you-do… it’s nice to meet you.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Avalos
Avalos who?
Avalos my way… do you have a map?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Azure
Azure who?
Azure here, you might as well tell me some of your own jokes.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Belle
Belle who?
Ding dong!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Betty
Betty who?
I betty doesn’t know what my real name is!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Bionda
Bionda who?
This is Bionda joke!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Carmen
Carmen who?
Carmen have a look at my new bike. It’s so cool.
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Celeste
Celeste who?
Celeste time I tell this joke!
Knock, knock…
Who’s there?
Charlene
Charlene who?
