I Need a Smoke E-Book

Leianne McNair

• Herausgeber: BooxAi
• Kategorie: Religion und Spiritualität
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2022

Beschreibung

Leianne McNair, mother of four and grandmother of three, managed to handle the cards that were dealt to her with grace and acceptance. Throughout her life, she experienced what it was like to be impoverished and then was lucky enough to encounter the wealth that Oil and Gas Companies can provide and then back before returning back to struggling financially. She never questioned why, and always did her best to fix things, until the year that her mother became gravely ill, and her mother-in-law was diagnosed with stage- four lung cancer—, things that were out of her control and beyond her ability to fix them. All at once, many unfortunate, very stressful incidents happened around the same time and Leianne found herself overwhelmed with grief and to the point that she knew something was terribly wrong. She learned things about grief that she did not know and how it can rear its ugly head in many different ways and the different ways it shows up.
Not only did what was about to happen to her did her journey become extremely overwhelming, but it also affected her children deeply and the definition of family took on a greater meaning. This is a story of a journey, which nobody wants to take but for those who have, may this book help you realize that you are not alone and somewhere out there is the help that you desperately seek.Edit Back Cover Text

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Leianne McNair

I Need a Smoke

Copyright © 2022 by Leianne McNair

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I Need a Smoke

A MEMOIR

LEIANNE MCNAIR

Contents

About the Author

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Part I

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Part II

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Part III

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Acknowledgments

I want to dedicate this to my four children, without whom this book would not have been possible. I know you have all been through hell, and I respect you for not wanting to read this book—it is your story too and with that story, I know, comes a lot of pain. You believed in me, did not give up on me, supported me through some very rough times, over and over again and gave me a reason to live, and for that, I shall be forever grateful.

I love you.

About the Author

Leianne McNair, mother of four and grandmother of three, managed to handle the cards that were dealt to her with grace and acceptance. Throughout her life, she experienced what it was like to be impoverished and then was lucky enough to encounter the wealth that Oil and Gas Companies can provide before returning back to financial struggle. She never questioned why, and always did her best to fix things, until the year that her mother became gravely ill, and her mother-in-law was diagnosed with stage-four lung cancer—things that were out of her control and beyond her ability to fix. All at once, many unfortunate, very stressful incidents happened and Leianne found herself overwhelmed with grief and to the point that she knew something was terribly wrong. She learned things about grief that she did not know and how it can rear its ugly head in many different ways.

Not only did her journey become extremely overwhelming, but it also affected her children deeply and the definition of ‘family’ took on a greater meaning. This is a story of that journey, which nobody wants to take, but for those who have, may this book help you realize that you are not alone and somewhere out there is the help that you desperately seek.

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PartOne

ChapterOne

I have no self-esteem, I never have, and that is not a good thing. I’m always wishing I could be someone else. I don’t like myself and I know that’s wrong. I am embarrassed about the way that I look, I don’t take care of myself and as a result, I have lots of medical problems, including mental illness.

I was born on a hot June afternoon. It was the 1960s; the world then was different than it is now. I was the eldest child with two brothers in tow, Jeff and Tom. We were your average family, living our ordinary lives. However, our lives weren’t so average after all.

My mom and dad were opposites and grew up with vastly different lifestyles. My father, Mike, was born in Peace River, Alberta, on October 9, 1937. His mother was a Metis Cree Aboriginal and he had a Czechoslovakian father. His household was quite large, comprising ten children. He didn’t have such an easy life growing up. They lived on a farm in a small shack with only two bedrooms without running water, electricity, or heat. It was my dad's job to chop the wood and stock the woodstove to stay warm during the harsh cold winter months.

My dad was particularly attached to his mother, which came as no surprise since she was a homemaker. She was a very hard worker, having to hand wash all of their clothing, heat the water on the stove, kill chickens and milk cows for their evening meals. When she could afford fabric and hides, she would hand-sew moccasins and clothing for her large brood of children. She was an incredible cook, who made the meager food that she had taste delicious and went a long way.

My dad was never keen on talking about his childhood. We would often hear stories of how his mother would plant a huge garden when there was a full moon. Back then, the natives believed that the moon's gravitational pull brought forth the water from the plants and the earth. The bounties from the garden were always preserved to get the family through the winter months. My grandfather was also a hard worker, but he liked to indulge sometimes a little too much at the end of the day. The family was extremely poor, with barely enough money for supplies, and they produced most of their own food, milk, cream, butter, bread, and meat. There was nothing left for any extras, which included winter boots and warm winter clothing.

My dad’s school was almost three miles from his home, and he had to walk all the way there on a country dirt road. He lived in Northern Alberta, and, at times, it got extremely cold, sometimes even colder than -40 degrees Celsius. My grandmother fashioned a pair of makeshift winter boots out of a buffalo hide that she had skinned, and they used another buffalo hide to cover up whenever the kids could take the horse and wagon to school.

Whenever he would think back on it, Dad always said the same thing—that he was never too proud not to wear those ugly boots. He would always change his tone and in a very lecturing kind of way, would tell us, “I knew better than to disobey my parents, and they kept my feet warm. I never thought twice of it.” He liked school, and he was smart, but he couldn't go to school for a long time. When he was just 11 years old, in grade 6, he had to quit and help out on the family farm. We had a standing joke in the family that he had finished half of twelve grades, and when asked why he didn't finish the other half, he used to say, “I didn’t want to do another six years!”

When he was sixteen years old, Dad left home to try to make it on his own. He worked on the oil rigs in Northern Alberta for a while and decided that it was not for him, as you got incredibly dirty. Then he traveled the province, building grain elevators. All of my dad’s siblings are pretty amazing and damn tough. Auntie Carol, who could still wrestle a cow at the age of 67, raised six children in a two-bedroom farmhouse in the 1970s with no electricity or running water. My Auntie Betty lived her dream in Vancouver as a movie extra still in her eighties. Auntie Margaret became a nurse and lived in the beautiful town of Jasper while raising six children. My Aunt Nancy was the operator of a large ski resort in British Columbia before becoming a fisherwoman out on the coast. Chickie, a nickname given to her as a child as it was her job to kill the chickens, worked hard as a school custodian and bus driver yet managed to open her home and be an incredible mother to five foster children—and is an absolute riot to spend time with. Then there is my Aunt Freida, whose husband had such severe arthritis that he was deemed disabled in his late thirties, so to take care of her family, she babysat during the day—people were lined up to get into her makeshift daycare as she loved kids and kids loved her. At one point, she had 28 children that she was caring for in her small home. My Uncle Bob was the entertainer; he was an incredible guitar player and singer, and teaming up with his dad to do a fantastic rendition of a chainsaw routine was his legacy. Unfortunately, he was an electrician and he was electrocuted at work in his late thirties. The two youngest siblings, Phillip, who went on to become a top-notch lawyer, and Rosalie, who found the love of her life and they travel the world together.

Each of my aunts is an incredible cook, using only the simplest ingredients and making the most delicious meals. I have numerous cousins on this side of the family, all of whom are quite successful. This family has lived one tough life, barely getting the essentials to live on, but it made them appreciate the gifts of nature, the gift of life, and each other.

Comparatively, my mother, Janet, lived a very easy life. She was born on March 11, 1939, in a small town in Central Alberta. Her dad John was a sheriff and an award-winning amateur photographer and movie maker. Her mom Betty was a teacher.

For the longest time, the family comprised of just my mother and her younger sister Marilyn. Then thirteen years later, my mother’s youngest sister, Dereka, was born. She was the apple of my mother’s eye and my mother considered her to be her baby. Four and five years later, respectively, my two uncles were born, Brian and Barry. Yes, they are only two and three years older than me. They were more like my older brothers than my uncles growing up.

My mother had always dreamed of becoming a judge, however, her father didn’t believe that a woman should be a lawyer or a judge but rather a teacher or nurse. My mother, disappointed as she was, opted to be a teacher and because she graduated high school so early, she finished the two-year teaching program at age 17. Her sister Marilyn went on to study to become a Psychiatric Nurse, eventually teaching the program. Her other sister Dereka went on to graduate at the top of her class as a Chartered Accountant and her two younger brothers became a doctor and a lawyer. My mom’s dad passed away in his late fifties, which was a real blow to my mom as she was very close to her father. However, having five children all graduate with a university degree was a remarkable feat as my grandmother essentially was a single mother, yet managed to help guide her youngest children to all become very successful. My grandmother actually taught school until she was 83 years old. She liked to work, as did my mom, and in anything they did, they gave it their all.

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My mother started teaching at the age of 17 and her first class was grade 12. She had students older than her in her class and therefore, her first year of teaching was a challenge for her.

My parents met in the same place where they grew up—Peace River. My mom was teaching in the local school and living in teacher's accommodations. My dad had seen her in town and asked to find out where she lived. My dad thought it would be a good way to meet her if he approached her and pretended that he had to measure her floor for new flooring.

Of course, that was a complete lie. He was always the practical joker, and he could pull a prank on someone with the straightest face; this time was no different. What he didn’t expect, though, was that it would eventually lead him to the woman with whom he would spend the rest of his life. He also didn’t expect that my mother would get very excited about her new flooring, which was never going to materialize, but she was especially excited to meet this handsome young man.

They dated for a year and then, to my parents’ dismay, they found out that my mom was pregnant with me. They knew they were right for each other, so they opted to elope and have a very small wedding. They rented a modest home in Nampa, a small town just outside of Peace River. Eighteen months after I was born, in 1962, my brother Jeff came along. Then in 1963, my brother Tom came along and my mother had her hands full.

That same year, when I was 3 years old, and Tom was still a baby, my mother fell while doing the laundry. Unfortunately, she was carrying a five-gallon washbasin of boiling water. She ended up getting third-degree burns all over her upper torso. She was burnt so badly that doctors had to operate just to remove her bra as it had melted to her body. She had to spend the next while in the hospital, healing and then enduring skin grafts. She had burns on over 80% of her body. Luckily, her face did not incur any damage from that horrible accident. It was amazing how family and friends stepped in to care for her children that year as my dad was working out of town.

My dad was quite a figure in our family, though, mainly because of his tough childhood. He was used to living in harsh conditions, his parents were very strict, and he was an amazingly strong person, like a force of nature. Not to mention, he was quite proud; I don’t think I ever saw my dad ask for help in his lifetime. He was the kind of person who, when he talked, everybody would quiet down and listen. He had that sort of seriousness from an early age, however, he always loved to pull pranks on people.

There was a time when Dad had to get one of his wisdom teeth pulled. He was working in some isolated town in northern Alberta, where he found a dentist. The dentist’s supplies were running short, and he didn’t expect them to be replenished for another four days.

“Four days? I can’t wait that long,” Dad said. He then surprised the dentist by asking him to pull out the impacted tooth without any sort of freezing or anesthesia whatsoever. The dentist was shocked but couldn't refuse my father.

It just proved even more how much he was a man to be reckoned with. His childhood played a crucial role in turning him into the man he was, and it eventually made him kind of harsh. My dad was tough on my brothers, usually for things like taking the car or stealing his booze when they were underage. I screwed up as well, but he would never reprimand me the way he reprimanded my brothers.

My brothers hated how I would often get away with things, and it made me feel quite guilty. My Dad was very reserved in telling us that he loved us. The first time I heard those words from his mouth, I was 16 and going through a rough time. I was having suicidal thoughts, basically because I, like many others, thought teenage life was treating me unfairly. I will never forget my dad, not my mom, coming downstairs where I sat alone in my thoughts and holding me, telling me that he loved me. It was odd seeing such a tough man come down to my level and teach me, through his sincere compassion, how much I had to live for. It just made me realize how great he was.

The best part about Dad was his great sense of humor and how he loved to tease. While his tough spells were difficult to handle, there were also times when he would get crazy with us. I recall once, before I turned sixteen, and was due to get my driver's license, he was teaching me how to drive. We somehow got onto the highway. I should have known that he would pull something, but I figured that it was such a big deal driving on the highway for the first time that he would let this opportunity for mischief slide. Oh, how little I knew him!

As I was driving down the highway, Dad thought the best way to teach me how to control a skidding car would be by pulling the hand brake. The car was at sixty MPH, and it spun like crazy. I screamed in surprise, and he burst out laughing, even though I found nothing funny about the incident. Somehow, I managed to stop the car and save it from any serious damage. I turned and asked him why he did that. He simply replied, “There! Now you know what to do if that ever happens to you.”

All I remember thinking was how I would ever be in a situation like that again. Yes, it was terrifying at the time. While I sat there, gripping the steering wheel tightly, he couldn’t stop laughing. In hindsight now, I see how funny it was and I ended up laughing as well.

It was around that same time that Dad taught me how to change the oil in my car. It was a warm day, and I was on my back under that car when he pointed out a bolt that was just above my face. He told me to undo that bolt, and I didn't really think about it. Now, I should probably mention that Dad had this thing where he would play pranks on us and keep a level and straight tone. That way, we'd never know when he was joking and when he wasn't. Since he did have a bit of a temper, we usually did what he told us to without question.

That day when I heard his smooth, even voice from above me tell me to look for a bolt, I didn’t really think much of it and unscrewed it. Immediately, the oil splattered all over my face and in my mouth, sticking in my hair. I immediately spat it out and then gasped, and I could hear my Dad trying to control his laugh. I slid out from underneath the car and looked at him in disbelief. I asked why he didn't tell me about the oil before I unscrewed the bolt. He jokingly replied, “Well, you didn’t ask now, did you?”

To be fair, he was right, I should have asked. My Dad was always on with his jokes, but he carefully placed them. However, his main achievement was parenting. My father always wanted to keep us out of trouble, and so his solution was to make sure that we spent a lot of time at the ski hill. He took us out there three nights a week after supper. On Saturdays, my mom packed our lunch, and Dad drove us out in the morning and picked us up at 10 p.m. when the ski hill closed. You would think that all that skiing made us expert skiers—my brothers, yes, me, no. I was too chicken of the black diamond hills and pretty much stuck to the green and blue ones.

One year, my brothers and two friends went to the mountains to ski and were in a horrific car accident coming home. Unfortunately, they had all fallen asleep. The steering wheel went through my brother Jeff’s mouth, and he lost all of his teeth. We were at home, oblivious to what was happening. But a phone call from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or RCMP, brought with it a tragic sense of reality and we were soon on our way to Calgary, 90 miles away, to be with the boys.

We discovered that, as Jeff was being put in a helicopter to be flown to the hospital, he heard the paramedics say that the car would blow. Panic filled him, and he screamed that his younger brother was still in there. Luckily, they got Tom out just in time. He ended up having a cracked skull and a severe concussion, and the two had to stay in the hospital for a month. It was a difficult time for my parents, but they made sure that they were at the hospital as often as things allowed.

My Dad never let this incident faze him, though. Even as he grew older, he remained quite the hard ass. I learned this when we purchased a hot tub for our cabin at the lake, and we invited all our friends and family to help install it. It had to be carried down three stairs and through a bunch of rocks. The people we asked to help were all very well educated—we had a lawyer, a couple of doctors, an engineer, and a geologist, so we were confident that this job would be a piece of cake. Boy, was I wrong!

First, we broke the tub siding, taking it off the truck. Then, as we proceeded with it down the lane, my uncle, the doctor, felt something snap in his forearm. The pain shot up, making him cringe bloody murder. It turns out that he had torn a tendon and required surgery, which kept him off work for three months. The lesson was learned, and we never went back to the hot tub again. It remained on its side because I didn't want anything else to happen, so I said I would get professional movers to move it down by the lake next week.

My Dad was out of town at the time, and I called him and told him my plan. He replied, “What the hell do you need them for? I did it this morning. I just about lost it going down the stairs, but I managed to hang on. It’s overlooking the lake, like you wanted.”

I asked who he got to help him.

And he replied, “Why the hell would I need help? I did it by myself.”

I have to say I was impressed. I then asked how on earth he did it, getting it over the rocks. His answer was, “How do you think the Egyptians built the pyramids? I rolled it on the pipe.”

I felt the realization knock me with a laugh and I couldn’t stop. I was dumbfounded, as were our friends and family that initially helped. My Dad was 71 years old! Yep, as I said, one tough son of a bitch.

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My mother, on the other hand, was a very kind and caring woman. She worked with mentally disabled kids in a residential institution, which was an amazing and humbling experience for her. My mom already had the sweetest touch in her, but working with those children made her realize the fragility of life and how thankful she was to have us. She would do anything for anyone, and it was one reason people took a liking to her immediately.

Whereas my dad came from a household of twelve, my mother came from a family of seven. She had a great relationship with her siblings even though she was older than her youngest brother by almost eighteen years. All of her siblings went on to hold university degrees and were high achievers.

In 1965, my dad moved us to Red Deer, where my mom’s parents had moved, as he was going to live with them, get a stable job, and his family would eventually follow. When my Dad moved to Red Deer, my mom was solely responsible for the care of her three small children and holding down a full-time teaching job. I would have to say that she was a very brave woman, as one night when she was alone with us, watching television and there was a loud bang on the door. It was frightening and my Mom got up to check things. She opened the door and a man covered in blood practically fell into her arms. I was terrified, I thought he was dead. Honestly, after that, I don’t remember what happened.

Then there was another incident; one night, we were in the small living room watching TV when my Mom screeched. There was a man peering in the window—he was a peeping tom. It terrified me but once again, my Mom put on a brave face and tried to calm us all and assure us that we were all fine. To this day, because of these incidents, I’m scared to be alone.

Mom loved cooking, and her baking was probably the reason I have such a sweet tooth. She loved to bake and was always baking something for when friends came for coffee, which was often. Her specialties were pies and chiffon cakes. I always yearned desperately for those days when I would come home to that wonderful aroma wafting through the house.

My mom never watched TV and always insisted that we do our chores right after returning home from school. We were always grumpy as most of our friends got to play after school, but we came home and took turns dusting and vacuuming; none of us liked cleaning the bathrooms, but Mom made sure she cleaned the bathroom daily.

When I was five years old, my parents packed up all their measly belongings and made their way to Red Deer, Alberta. She had lots of friends and friendship was very important to her. She valued every relationship she built, even with her students. She often brought the institutional residents who had no family home for the weekend. My Mom had the biggest heart and was never judgmental about anybody. And she certainly wasn’t comfortable with gossip!

My mother taught for years. When the institution she was teaching at was phasing out its residential facilities, she quit teaching and went on to start a residential housing program for mentally disabled individuals. It was as though she had found her calling and made her way to doing what she was always destined to do—taking care of her students.

My parents lived from paycheck to paycheck, saving what they could. Regardless, my parents made sure my childhood was happy. All the money brought in by my parents was spent on necessities and a few extras. At one point, my parents bought a great big tent trailer so that they were able to take us on weekly camping trips. I could never really complain about my parents not working hard. Both Mom and Dad had hard and demanding jobs, and they did everything they could to make sure we were living as well as could be.

Despite not having little extra money after the monthly bills were paid, they wouldn’t hesitate to help someone in need. My dad was always the first to offer what he could, whether it be a home-cooked meal, a place to stay, or a helping hand without any expectations in return. However, my dad did not like dishonest people and would try and make them pay for what they did. As I’ve mentioned, my dad was one tough son of a bitch. He was working about 60 miles from home, staying in a Motel, when one night, while trying to go to sleep, he went to the room below him and interrupted a party, asking them to quiet down. They invited him in and proceeded to beat the shit out of him, including carving symbols in his back with broken beer bottles. Not to be shown up, he drove all the way back home, bleeding profusely and surprised my mom with the announcement that he was there to get his goddamn gun. He was going to teach those assholes a lesson one way or another. It took everything my mom had to convince him to stay home and get some medical help; he still has those scars.

Unsurprisingly, with two such strong, determined parents, you would think that I would be tough. I am anything but—I am scared of everything, including walking on the grass, swimming in the lake or ocean, going to the dentist, worms, staying by myself, scary movies and I am deathly, phobia-style, afraid of snakes.

My mom and dad weren’t perfect, far from it, actually. My mom yelled at us a lot, and I think it was because she was so unhappy with her body image (more on that soon), and my dad used a belt on my brothers when they misbehaved. Oh God, I hated that and I felt so bad for them. It pained me to hear them being spanked and I felt so helpless. Yet aside from that, my parents were pretty cool. When I couldn’t decide who to invite to my Grade 1 birthday party, I asked my parents what I should do as I felt bad leaving anyone out. They suggested that I invite my whole class, that way no one would feel left out. I was elated—with my whole class and other friends, there were going to be many people coming to my party. My mom and dad managed to round up enough cars to transport everyone out to the lake for the day so we could all hang out at the beach. My Mom was famous for her chiffon cakes and she made four of them for the party. I really don’t remember a lot about the party, but I do remember gathering in a large circle to open gifts. I came across a nicely wrapped gift and I opened the card. It was from my friend Steve Fredericks, who was a kind boy but very chubby and large for his age. As I was opening it, someone asked, “What did you get her, Jim?” He looked over and very loudly and proudly replied, “UNDERPANTS.” Sure enough, two pairs of underpants. I was mortified and wanted to crawl into a hole, I couldn’t believe someone would give me a gift of underpants!

My Mom and Dad volunteered for everything: from Canadian Girls in Training to Boy Scouts; from Girl Guides to swim club; the community association, not to mention countless other places, many involving the mentally disabled. On two separate occasions, my mother received prestigious honors. One was dinner with the Premier of Alberta to receive the Volunteer of the Year award for recognizing her work with the mentally disabled. She also was honored and invited to dine at a banquet with Queen Elizabeth. My dad also got to attend dinner with the Queen and they received formal instructions on greeting the queen, which made my Dad uncomfortable since he wasn’t used to being that formal, refined or corteous.

Whenever there were instances where people required help, my parents always stepped up and there were many instances where they helped others voluntarily, but no one knew about them. There were also other places where my dad volunteered and he met a Japanese man at the baseball field one day. He and his family were told to leave British Columbia and he was trying to start over in Alberta. He wanted to start a new business, he had a building, but he didn’t know how he was going to get it set up as he had very little money left and needed some construction work done. Without hesitation, my dad told him that he would help him, so he worked nights and weekends to help him get the store ready. They got the store open in a timely manner and my dad made a lifelong friend, an amazing man who hired my dad for many jobs after that.

When we were very little, we often made the trek to Northern Alberta, where my dad still had a family. We would pile in a red Volkswagen Beetle and off we would go for the seven-hour drive. My mom always packed a lunch for the road and they would make the three of us a nice little bed on the seat and a bed on the floor. I loved those trips and going to visit relatives, especially my aunts.

Every summer, we had two traditions. My mom drove the 11 miles to the lake and we would walk the ditch, picking up bottles to exchange for spending money. It was always fun, and in the end, we had a great picnic.

Picnics often happened in our house, and my mom always tried to find a reason to go on one. Our other annual summer tradition was to make a morning trip to the Hutterite Colony and buy 50 pounds of peas. The neighborhood kids would gather at our house and we all shelled peas for the afternoon, laughing and telling stories until the last pea was shelled, and the big finish came . . . Dairy Queen milkshakes for everyone. That was a treat.

Holidays were always special in our house. Regardless of which holiday we decorated, my mom would paint our windows with snowmen, pumpkins, Easter bunnies, or hearts. Valentine’s Day was one of my favorites. The night before our big Valentine's party at school, my mom would make each of us a double-layered heart cake. We could choose chocolate or vanilla and she baked them and then iced them and we got to help decorate them with cinnamon hearts, all the while signing our Valentine’s cards for the next day. I always sent extra ones to the kids that I knew wouldn’t get a lot. My mom would drive us all to school the next day with our cakes on our laps, as proud as could be.

It’s funny because I felt spoiled by my parents, yet I was not very confident growing up and I kept seeking attention. In my middle school years, I used to get migraine headaches, but I always made such a big production about it that it was ridiculous. One time, I hadn’t studied for the morning social studies test and I faked a stomachache. My mom insisted on taking me to the hospital and, to this day, I am sure that she took the opportunity to teach me a lesson—as I ended up having appendicitis and getting my appendix out.

I was always jealous, sometimes, I still am and I wouldn’t wish that emotion on anyone. At the age of 11, I got new downhill skis for Christmas. I pretended to be happy, but inside I was so upset because I wanted K2s so bad, but my Dad got me Yamahas. Nobody had Yamahas. Just like the time I wanted a Mustang bike but instead got a classic old lady–style bike. And then when I got a car, I didn’t think of it as, you lucky dog, you got a car. Nope . . . my friend got a Mustang and I got an American Motors Matador four-door sedan. Not a cool car by any stretch of the imagination. My other friend had a Gremlin that was adorable and I was jealous of both of them. You would think that I would be thrilled to have a car, but no… it was a sedan, a family car, the only good thing about it was you could make it out in the back seat fairly easily!!

Some of my fondest memories growing up were going camping every weekend starting in May and finishing up in September. It didn’t matter if it was raining, snowing, or in the middle of a blizzard, we still went camping—it was like a little adventure. We would pack up our tent trailer and because it was so big, we got to take along friends, or sometimes our uncles came with us and the meals were always second to none, with my mom and dad trying out different fun camping meals. On every trip, my mom always did a scavenger or treasure hunt for us, usually with candies of some sort as the final prize. Everyone looked forward to those hunts and then sitting around the fire until the wee hours of the morning, playing games, talking and just being a family. I was always sad to be going home on Sunday when my dad would put the trailer back up so we could clean it, as my mom was meticulous about keeping things clean, especially the cooler. I hated that job, so my dad usually did it while we all pitched in with the other jobs that had to be done.

Besides all my other fears, I was also scared of heights, I didn’t do roller coasters or ferris wheels. I would get nauseous on those little-kid roller coasters, it was bloody ridiculous. Then, to top it all off and try and conquer my fear of heights, at the age of 18 I decided to go with a good friend of mine skydiving. A week before we went, a first-time jumper was killed when her chute didn’t open properly at the facility we were to jump at. Because of that, we were forced to go to another facility four hours south of where we lived, and we had to drive back and forth four times until the weather conditions were perfect.

The day finally came, and we were packed into that little plane like sardines. I was first to go, and as I climbed out on the wing, I was terrified and started to cry. The jump master said, “I don’t think you should go,” and I passed out. Yup, high above the earth, I passed out cold. I came to and my parachute was open nice and even above me, and the ride down to earth was glorious. I had never felt so free as I felt then. My dad was the first one I called to tell him what I had done. I know that he had a hard time believing me, thank goodness I had some photos.

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I had some really good friends growing up. My best friends were Trudy and Sandi, whom I am lucky enough to be friends with still today. We don’t live in the same city, and we don’t talk a lot, but when we do, it’s like it was yesterday. We spent a lot of time together and had a lot of fun. We did some crazy things, including cruising up and down the streets of the city we lived in, after taking a phone from our house and pretending it was a car phone. Yeah, right, two chicks in a Matador sedan, with a car phone—like that’s believable!

As children, we lived quite a simple life and looked forward to our mom's amazing cooking every day. She took the hour that she was allotted for lunch and came home to make lunch for us, always the same thing, soup and sandwiches. To top it off, every evening, she cooked us supper, which always consisted of meat and potatoes, a vegetable, a salad, and usually fruit for dessert. It was very important that we always sat down at the table and ate dinner as a family.

We didn’t mind, as it had become a routine, and we all looked forward to it. We had to be on our best behavior, however, as my father would smack us if we were sitting on our knees. There was always enough food for everyone, including our friends that were over, or if someone happened to drop by.

In 1974, my mother's weight ballooned to 350 pounds. She wasn’t active, but my dad was the opposite; he was as fit as a fiddle. The three of us always had to help my mom roll down her panty girdle when she was going out. We would roll it down, and most of the time, it snapped back. We would laugh, and she would laugh, and we would try again, it was always a group effort, but it was hard on her, and it was hard on us.

I remember being at swim meets and hearing kids make fun of her. It was heartbreaking and embarrassing as a child. I could tell she felt bad about it. Eventually, she had tired of being the largest in the room all the time so she opted to have a gastric bypass operation, which removed her large intestine and decreased the size of her stomach. It was a relatively new procedure, and they only offered it in Vancouver and Toronto at the time.

My parents discussed it amongst themselves, and they decided on Vancouver. My aunt Marilyn and I were going to go with my mom. I was excited, but my excitement was cut short when three days before I was to go, I fell and broke my arm skiing. No, it wasn't because I was doing some crazy jump and I am a fabulous skier, it happened when I was taking off my skis and fell on my binding. It certainly wasn't a proud moment for me! I wasn't able to go and it was hard without my mom at home. However, we still managed. My parents had a lot of good friends who brought over meals and sent treats.

During the next 18 months, Mom lost over 200 pounds and looked incredible, except for her baggy arms. At her lowest weight, she was 105 pounds and very unhealthy. They had reduced her stomach size and she was eating very little. During the next few years, she was hospitalized numerous times because of the surgery. She was sent to Edmonton, which was 100 miles away, because they didn't have doctors specialized enough in Red Deer. A few times we were close to losing her. However, Mom was always a trooper and always managed to bounce back. She did regain some of the weight but seemed still happy and she was healthy. She never slowed down either. The house was always clean, we were always well-fed, and she continued to work full-time and volunteer.

In 1978, my mother and her colleague started a non-profit organization that would house residents that were developmentally disabled and were being transitioned from an institution into the community even though there were few places for them to go. She was very excited about this and it gratified her that she would be really helping these people.

Even though my parents struggled financially, they tried to give us great memories. My parents managed to plan two extraordinary vacations for us, which I will never forget. When I was 12, we drove to California with our favorite neighbors, Ken and Marlene, over the Christmas break and as much as we could fit in. It was truly a magical experience.

The second time we went away, I was 16 years old. That was when my parents took us to Hawaii for three weeks over the Christmas break. I remember it well, and I cherish the memories that we made there. Sometimes, I can almost feel the water. We splashed in the oceans and watched the sunrise over the Hawaiian skies. It was like something out of a movie.

That was the first time that I had been on a plane, and the excitement was overwhelming. I couldn't keep still, and neither could my brothers. In some ways, I was terrified to fly, but it was a good kind of fear, and in the end, it was a great experience. I was right. We had a wonderful trip, full of all sorts of adventures. One of the most memorable times was when my brother Jeff was surfing and lost his false teeth. He had to go for the rest of the vacation with no teeth. That certainly put a damper on his picking up girls!

Despite all the troubles they had to face, my parents managed to give us a good life. Our friends were always welcome in our home and often filled the sixth spot at the dinner table. We worked together as a family, my brothers and I were expected to do our chores to the best of our abilities. It taught us quite a lot about the responsibilities we had to face in the future. I would have to say that I enjoyed my childhood, it wasn’t glamorous or filled with expensive gifts but it was well-rounded and what it taught me was to be kind, generous and independent. Finally, my parents taught us the value of family and how important that is.

ChapterTwo

When I was 18, I moved to Edmonton as I was looking for a job, and wasn’t having any luck finding one in my hometown. My aunt and uncle were kind enough to invite me to live with them and their two adorable little boys. I was lucky enough to meet a wonderful new friend, Marlene, who made me laugh so hard with her antics. Shortly, I snagged a job at a brand-new Racquet Club as the front desk receptionist. It was my job to make appointments to play, hand out towels, that kind of thing. It was a great job and I really liked it, but soon enough, my uncle offered me a job at his law firm as the receptionist. It was a common space that he shared with a few other firms and I would be the receptionist for all of them, including the Former Premier of Alberta. It was a great job; I worked with some magnificent people and it was all very exciting. It was then that I decided I would put in a year and then go back to school to become a lawyer.

Eventually, I found a great apartment that I shared with my two brothers at separate times. I had to get a second job delivering The Globe and Mail, which started at four in the morning, but not only was it good for my budget, but there was a little extra to spend also.

Life moved on so quickly from when we were kids. As we grew older, we had to face more and more real-life challenges, which every child does in that transition to adulthood.

Upon my return to Red Deer, I met someone. He was incredibly captivating, and I couldn’t believe that he could be interested in me. His name was Gord, and he was one hell of a good-looking man.

Gord was tall, blond with blue eyes, and ruggedly handsome. He was kind, charming, and had a relationship with God. All of this combined made him the perfect guy for me, or so I thought. At the time, I was in the first year of my undergraduate degree and still aimed to go to Law School. I guess I was walking in my mother’s footsteps and achieving what she wasn’t allowed to.

It was a midsummer's eve of June when I first met Gord. One of the first things that I loved about him was that he never rushed me into anything. When I met him, I felt like I was walking on cloud nine. Gord was everything I needed in a man. However, there’s always some catch. With Gord, it was that he did a little too many drugs for my liking, I was always scared to ask what kind, but he was often high when we saw each other. Apart from that, I thought he was special. He checked all the right boxes.