Mick & Moira & Brad E-Book

Gerald Everett Jones

• Herausgeber: LaPuerta Books and Media
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 294

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2024

Beschreibung

If you're a fan of pop music and you're curious about what goes on behind the cameras - you'll enjoy this ride!

GOLD Winner 2023 IPA Awards, Finalist 2023 Amor Romance Novel Awards, Silver 2023 The BookFest Awards.

Mick McGraw is an aggressive Hollywood agent who reps famous singers. Moira Halimi-Joubert is a headstrong criminal defense attorney who studied opera. Brad Davenport is an arrogant billionaire hedge-fund manager who has a soft spot for dogs. Mick wants to make Moira a superstar, but she may have to dump Brad. What does the battle of the sexes look like when the combatants are equally matched-and might actually like each other? #MeThree?

The twisty plot takes you inside a big-time movieland packaging agency as Mick's team scrambles to put together a stadium concert patterned on Cher's "Farewell Tour." The superstar they've scheduled has canceled just nine weeks before opening night. They need a totally new show theme - and a new star. With Moira in the role, her "Follow This!" show brings back famous names and songs from pop culture - and surprises everyone, including Moira, who must decide whether to pay the high price of fame. The contentious but lighthearted story of Mick & Moira & Brad engages this trio in a "full and frank exchange of views."

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Praise for Mick & Moira & Brad

This is smartly written with strong, sometimes very witty, dialogue. The narrative is rich with insights into “the biz,” particularly the music industry. Jones nails the latest in upscale fashion and other contemporary cultural trends. The story is fun, it moves fast, and it’s about Hollywood.

⁃ ROBERTA EDGAR, COAUTHOR OF MILLION DOLLAR MIRACLE (IRWIN AWARD WINNER)

A star is born? Not anymore. A star is manufactured. Gerald Everett Jones in a style of storytelling that is uniquely his and endearingly superb has spun a riveting yarn of an epic makeover, a young lady who's plucked from the legal profession and thrust into the limelight of pop stardom. It's a fascinating look behind-the-curtain at what goes into the creation of music icons like Lady Gaga and Beyoncé . As he characterizes it . . .

"Show business wasn’t just a job change. She’d jumped into an alternate universe, a phantasmic place with its eccentric traditions, rules, and jargon. A place where talent was never enough, where emotions are manufactured, delivered, and manipulated as a product."

But is it what she really wanted out of life? 

Every story has two sides. Because of a love triangle, this one has three. And we don't know until the last page what she will decide. A great read and a fun journey . . . especially if you like roller coasters! 

⁃ JOHN RACHEL, AUTHOR OF LOVE CONNECTION: ROMANCE IN THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN

A seamless blend of witty dialogue, humor, and romance makes Mick and Moira and Brad a thoroughly entertaining read you don't want to put down. Gerald Everett Jones's novel is a treat for anyone who loves romantic comedies. With a fast-paced plot and vibrant characters - who you're not going to forget soon - the narrative feels like a breeze.

The three main characters, Mick, Moira, and Brad, all have strong yet distinct personalities that create a compelling dynamic, which is a delight to the reader. Their interaction involved some humorous and quick back-and-forth dialogue, and those were some of my favorite scenes from the book. If romantic comedy is your go-to genre, you will have a blast with this one.

⁃ PIKASHO DEKA, READER’S FAVORITE

Jones’s prose is fleet and conversational, and the setting and scenes come across vividly. Characters are engaging and witty, especially in their responses to each other; Jones is adept at the parry-and-riposte nature of romantic-comedy dialogue, and his showbiz chatter likewise shines. Romantic comedy readers with a love for dry humor may find this right up their alley.

⁃ BOOKLIFE REVIEWS

It sucked me in. I had to finish it (not a long book) to find out what Moira was going to do. Altogether, a very satisfying read, "A Star Is Born" for intellectuals.

⁃ MARVIN J. WOLF, AUTHOR OF BRIDE OF FINKELSTEIN (A RABBI BEN MYSTERY)

Mick & Moira & Brad

A ROMANTIC COMEDY

GERALD EVERETT JONES

Copyright © 2022 by Gerald Everett Jones

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Trade Paperback ISBN: 979-8-9860953-7-0

Kindle ASIN: B0BNPBW71F

Library of Congress Control Number: 2022923242

Copyeditor: Mary Jane Anderson

Cover and interior design by La Puerta Productions

Cover photo © Olexandr Nagaiets, licensed from 123rf.com

Author photo by Gabriella Muttone Photography, Hollywood

To Georja

Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

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ChapterOne

The Century Racquet Club in West Los Angeles is about as exclusive as it gets, but Brad Davenport was showing a lack of aristo cool by waiting impatiently at the curb and frequently checking the time on his Rolex Oyster chronometer. One luxury vehicle after another pulled up and discharged its passengers — a Tesla Model X, a Bentley Bentayga, a Rolls Phantom, and even a vintage black stretch Town Car with limousine plates.

Where could she be? Hadn’t he impressed on Moira the importance of this meeting? She might think it was just another tennis date. But this time its purpose was strictly business, and the whole afternoon — even into the drinking and dining later, if he were so lucky — would be a total write-off for Mackerel Brothers Partners.

Then here came Moira in her not-so-late model Prius. She screeched to the curb, popped the door, grabbed the paper ticket from the valet, and deferred to him to park it. She was in business attire, a gray pinstripe twinset with a white-silk blouse, and carried a mock-designer overnight bag, a Gucci lookalike.

She was breathless and gave him a peck on the cheek. “I’ve just come from court,” she explained. “They drone on, you know. I really did try.”

He returned the peck, saying, “Why don’t you quit that job? You keep telling me you hate it, defending lowlifes you know are guilty. I mean, criminal defense – what’s even the point?”

She explained, “Believe it or not, I care about all of them. But I need to be in a bad mood to win. Go for the jugular, show no mercy, take no prisoners. I’m doing right by the bad guys, which is sometimes more than they deserve.”

He bent to kiss her. He was a foot taller, proud of his lean stature, and at times like these, he lorded and made the most of it. Pulling away, he grabbed her bag and smiled. “How about pasting on your sweet face? That’s the one I’m in love with. Do you remember the point of this appointment?”

She nodded, catching her breath. “The Botheralls. Mixed doubles. He double faults, and she has a weak backhand.”

“They want to be club champions, and we don’t want to convince them otherwise.”

She smiled. “I’d guess they want more friends but they think they need trophies.”

She’d hoped he’d at least grin at her joke, but his expression went the other way. “Tone it down, back it off a notch. They don’t need to know what you did at UCLA, and they certainly don’t need to see it.”

She nodded in agreement. “If I slip up and show off, please pretend it’s a mistake.”

He counseled, “Remember, it’s the portfolio I want. Besides his university portfolio, there’s the Bitsy Botherall Foundation. They want to put a new wing on Cedars.”

“Where? There’s no space to expand. What are they going to do, knock down the Beverly Center?”

Hers was intended as another joke, but Brad wasn’t in the mood. She couldn’t believe he was serious when he replied, “Let’s just say, with that crowd, anything is possible.”

* * *

Malcolm Botherall was that important, even more so because Brad’s firm needed the man’s business desperately. Botherall was chief executor of the St. Vincent College’s stock portfolio, amounting to just shy of three billion, which only hedge-fund managers like Brad knew how to parlay into undreamed-of realms of profitability. Everyone would benefit. In this market and with careful attention to the metrics, there would be no losers. But Bitsy Botherall stood in the way because she was a hard case. Unlike her simpering spouse, she demanded to be sold. This couple needn’t pay any attention to the price tag of any material thing they might covet personally, but Bitsy, in her pecunious nature, demanded sufficient subservience from their vendors. Brad was astute enough, having researched the account, to know that her opinion counted for everything.

Like Brad and the principals of his firm, the Botheralls were club members. Last year they had placed in the mixed-doubles tennis tournament, and Brad was acutely aware that any evidence they were ready to grab the coveted crown would endear them to their less fortunate adversaries. Although he’d not partnered with her until today, he knew that his girlfriend Moira had been on the tennis team in college. For his part, Brad was fair to middling, as he claimed with false modesty, but winning was clearly not the objective today. The goal was simply to make the Botheralls feel like pros. If Moira could acquit herself well – but not spectacularly – they’d win the day.

* * *

Moira’s first serve to Malcolm hit the canvas tape at the top of the net, thwack! and bounced back onto her side. Perhaps rehearsing to be the good-natured loser, Brad called out, “Fault!” with a deprecating smile.

On her second serve, Moira tried not to smirk as she tossed the ball over her head to meet the powerful whoosh of her overhead swing, delivering a cannonball ace in the far corner to the older man’s forehand. He reached mightily but not far enough and swung on air. Moira was sure Brad had no clue how difficult it would be for a skilled player like her to fake an amateurish performance convincingly. This zinger had been for spite. In her mind, there wasn’t much difference between underperforming on purpose and outright cheating. She deserved a few like this, she told herself, as long as she was willing to keep her nefarious promise to Brad and go down eventually. But Brad called “Out!” as if the serve had missed the paint rather than landing squarely on it. The serve had been good, but neither of the Botheralls bothered to gainsay Brad’s mistaken call.

“Love-fifteen!” Malcolm yelled helpfully.

Okay, now Brad truly owed her one. Time to show she had the stuff. On her serve to Bitsy, Moira gave the racket a last-moment twist as she torqued the head to slice the ball smartly at the peak of her overhead swing. The shot was not aimed at a corner but squarely down the middle of the zone and to Bitsy’s weak backhand side. The woman might have had a sporting chance of making a solid return, but as the ball bounced, it took off crazily at an angle that avoided her swing entirely. “Whew! Did you see that?” she exclaimed in amazement, the beads of sweat popping out on her upper lip.

Brad gave a forced laugh, explaining to them but directed to his partner, “Hey, sometimes those flukes work in our favor, right, babe?” His expression said, Don’t do that again.

“Fifteen all!” Malcolm called out.

“Server calls the score,” Moira muttered as she walked back to the line. The other couple couldn’t see Brad scowl at his partner’s retreating back.

And so it went for two sets on an air-conditioned indoor court on a working afternoon. Moira and Brad gave it up 2-6 and then, more respectably, 4-6. Moira had been tempted to make the second set more interesting, but she chose instead to double-fault at match point when it was her serve at 4-5. If she hadn’t muffed that serve, it would have gone five all, requiring Moira to fake a lot more flubs to make it come out eventually 7-5 for the Botheralls. And no one, especially not the visibly tiring older couple, wanted it to go three sets. Moira was proud, but she wasn’t vain, and a deal was a deal. The Botheralls’ opinion of her actual skill wasn’t worth the pointless extra effort.

As they came off the court with smiles all around, Bitsy rested a comforting hand on Moira’s waist and confided, “You know, Mal and I practice all the time. You’re a working girl, I know, and I bet if you could put more time in, you’d have a killer game.”

Killer, yes. It consoled Moira to think that if Brad did manage to win their business, it was she and her unscrupulous boyfriend who had slain the unwitting Botheralls today.

In the women’s locker room, Bitsy was toweling off as Moira lingered luxuriously under the hot water. On this weekday, they had the stalls to themselves. It was usually only at moments like these, when her subconscious let loose, that Moira would break into song. She sang “Ah! Fors’ è lui” from the first act of Verdi’s La Traviata. She’d admired the Joan Sutherland recording with Luciano Pavarotti. Moira’s voice was more delicate than the famous diva’s, but she managed the full range of alto to soprano, including the nearly impossible high notes, just as capably as Sutherland had. From a tender age, Moira had sung opera even better than she played tennis, but she’d given up both when she’d committed to immersing herself in the law at UCLA.

Singing was her joy and her liberation, but perhaps because she felt she’d betrayed her talent, she kept it hidden. Except in private moments like this.

But this time, she had an audience. Bitsy paused pampering herself to listen intently.

As Moira emerged from the shower, Bitsy tossed her a fresh towel, saying, “You’ve got a set of pipes on you, kid. Mal and I support the opera. His family had seats in Founders’ Circle from the beginning.”

Moira shrugged. “My coworkers drag me to karaoke, but I won’t let myself go onstage. I could chug a couple of margaritas, but then maybe I’d have no control and warble the high notes.” And she chuckled. “Besides, there are no pop songs in my repertoire.”

Bitsy asked, somewhat rudely, “What’s your background, dear?”

Moira wanted to say, ‘Why, I’m from Los Angeles,” but she was used to getting the question. Her answer was, “My father was Moroccan and my mother French. They told me to use her surname instead of his. So it’s Halimi-Joubert instead of the other way around. He was Muslim, she’s Catholic. So, either way, I’m not permitted to do anything.”

Bitsy picked up on, “So you’re mother’s still with us?”

“That’s right,” Moira said. “We talk only occasionally because there’s only so much guilt I can take.”

“And your father? Passed?”

“Yes, it’s been some years now. They emigrated to Los Angeles because he was star-struck with old movies. He started a chain of bookstores, specializing in French literature. He did very well, but not because of the books.”

“I don’t understand.”

“My mother told me — and it was after he was gone — that there was a back room where they sold risqué postcards and ‘French letters.’”

“French letters?”

“The old gentlemen’s euphemism for condoms.”

But Bitsy only smiled, betraying her worldly knowledge of what men for generations have done who think they are fooling women. Still in an admiring tone, Bitsy went on, “You know, that serve of yours that bounced funny in the first set? You could learn to control that slice.” She thrust out her hand to demonstrate twisting her grip on the racquet. “Do some exercises, build up the strength in your wrist, and you could make it happen on purpose.” She giggled as she added, “Like when the old gal on the other side is winded and it’s match point.”

Bitsy insisted on exchanging phone numbers. Moira decided she might like the woman, given time.

ChapterTwo

Dinner with the Botheralls was at St. Germain des Pres, a nouvelle-preciouse French restaurant Brad had chosen that served small portions of signature-chef cuisine with artistic presentation and confusing flavors. Bitsy chatted to Moira about opera and did most of the talking, expressing her confusion why some passages of Puccini are blissfully melodic and others sound like so much chatter. The guys started talking about stocks, a dry discussion from the sound of it, which devolved into a spirited debate about the virtues and vices of taking flyers on crypto.

Had Moira taken her own car from the club, she might have excused herself early, citing the need for overdue attention to her court brief for the following morning. Brad hadn’t driven either, preferring to use Uber Reserved with a “favorite driver” whenever he was in town. At the end of the evening, he was about to summon one as they bade goodbye and Malcolm and Bitsy sped away in their predictably black Mercedes sedan.

“Drop me at the club,” Moira suggested as they waited at the curb for their ride.

Brad shook his head. “Poor planning, I’m afraid. Their lot closes at ten. Hey, I’ve got the company apartment. We can crash there, get you where you have to go in the morning, and grab your car whenever.”

“Then drop me at home tonight on your way.”

Her sports bag with her racquet, as well as his, were with the concierge at the club. Clearly, Brad had assumed their logistics for later in the evening would coincide.

Smiling coyly, he approached her and rested his hands on her upper arms, his opening for an embrace.

She backed off.

His smile broadened to a grin as he teased, “Bitsy says you sing in the shower.”

She glared at him. “Don’t think you’re finding out anytime soon.”

“What’s the matter? We’re way past hello. And we’ve got a lot going already, you gotta admit.”

She didn’t share his humor, calling him on his mood of minutes earlier when she said, “You’re still pissed I couldn’t resist showing off. And you made it worse by making it like my aces were flukes. Bitsy was giving me pointers, and it took an effort not to set her straight.”

He shrugged, “Hey, client relations. It was a big ask of you, I know, but I’ll make it up to you.”

“If you’d behaved yourself, you wouldn’t have to. We let them win, and it seems like you’ve won him over.”

“Thank you. You’re a good sport.” Then he thought he’d lighten the mood with a chuckle, “And I know how lawyers hate to lose.”

“I don’t mind losing if it’s a fair fight and the perp I’m defending is guilty. I do what I have to do, and I do it well. No different today.” On seeing his ride pull up, she added, “Don’t worry. I’ll order my own ride.”

She stepped back farther to signal she wasn’t about to get in. He’d let go of her by now, but he tried to reach back and missed.

He put on his most endearing smile, and cooed as he started to get in, “Don’t forget my birthday is on Tuesday.”

“I don’t have to ask what you want,” she said flatly.

ChapterThree

“Silk pajamas?” her friend Lana feigned surprise as Moira sampled the cloth of the selections in the men’s store. “He’ll think you’re trying to say you’re ready to kiss and make up!”

“Maybe I am,” Moira admitted. “I haven’t decided.”

Lana insisted, “He unwraps those, and he’ll think it’s more than a hint. In his mind, he’ll have you both undressed already. If you don’t go through with it there and then, he’ll be way past upset.”

“And wouldn’t that be a great gotcha.” Moira was enjoying the thought, then had another. “You know, one kind of man would be angry. It might all end right there. But what if he swallows hard and takes it on the chin when I tell him the sleepwear is all he’s getting tonight? What if he says something like, ‘I guess I deserved that’?”

“He wouldn’t be like any of them I ever knew. Maybe you think you’d have a keeper, but could be he’s just doesn’t care enough.” She went on, “But maybe I don’t have a clue how men think these days. Sarah and I have been together long enough I’m out of the game, maybe I never really knew how to play it. I mean, we’re such a couple, we’d share these pajamas. I wear the tops, she wears the bottoms.” Then she teased, “Is Brad a top or a bottom? Oh, that’s right. You wouldn’t know.”

“Can’t he be both? According to you, he should have whatever he wants.”

“Frankly, I don’t know what you’re waiting for. The billionaire boyfriend is supposed to be every girl’s dream, and besides that he’s tall, slim, and his nose is just big enough to keep that face from looking too perfect.”

“Since when were you paying such close attention?”

“I was right there with you when he walked over to us at Vanessa’s party. I could see him as well as you. For a moment there, I thought he wasn’t sure which one of us he wanted to take home.” She teased, “I worried in fact I’d have to discourage him so you’d have a chance.”

Moira decided to share, for no particular reason, “You know, my father used to parade around the house in his baggy boxer shorts. My mother corrected him constantly, but he wouldn’t listen. She was the one who wore the pajamas. Flannel. It wasn’t a becoming look.”

Within earshot of the women, Mick McGraw had adopted an awkward soldierly stance in front of the full-length mirror as a tailor was busy fitting him with a suit coat.

As he fumbled with the button at his middle, Mick complained, “Why do they have to put this button so high?”

“I’m afraid, sir,” the middle-aged tailor explained, “any off-the-rack model will be cut this way.” The man fussed over his client, straightening to brush his expert fingers across the lapels. “You see, this one is undoubtedly your size. Notice the fit across the shoulders. If we go larger, the result will look like a sack.”

Mick was broad in the shoulders with a powerful build but soft in the belly. He was single and in his mid-thirties, wondering whether a midlife crisis ever came this early.

“So, is this is the best you can do?” he winced.

“Oh, no. Not at all. Custom tailoring would get you the look you want, but we’d have to start from scratch, pick out a bolt of cloth. I assure you, the result in that case would be as handsome as handsome gets.”

“And how long would it take?”

“Two and a half weeks and three fittings, sir. Provided we’re not too close to the holiday season. Then we tend to be in a bit of a rush. And we don’t want to rush.”

“If I need it for tomorrow morning, I guess I’m stuck with this. Showing off my belt buckle.”

Moira had turned to watch the exchange. She took two brisk steps over to stand behind Mick and study his image in the mirror. Then she observed, “And for sure you don’t want to show them that much, er, shirt.”

Mick turned and was about to snap at her, then saw how pretty she was and lowered his voice to say, “Okay, I could start skipping the doughnuts, but it won’t help me for my meeting tomorrow.”

“I’d say wear whatever you have that makes you feel good about yourself. If you show up as a well-built man in a suit designed for a twenty-something scarecrow, they’ll think you’re trying too hard.”

He grinned. “Sweetheart, in my business, over thirty and trying harder is all you can do.”

Before Moira could ask what his business was, Lana stepped in and announced. “Sorry, my friend Moira is a picky Virgo with an overactive fashion sense. No offense.”

“None taken,” Mick said, recovering his pride, not at all offended being the object of attention of two lovely women.

Lana grabbed Moira by the arm and as she led her away, advised in a hush, “Why don’t you save the razor-sharp wit for the courtroom? Okay, he’s got a tummy, but what’s the percentage in embarrassing him? He’s not bad looking, his watch looks expensive, and so do his shoes.”

“I kept him from making a fool of himself. He needs someone to do that for him.”

ChapterFour

As Moira and Lana were leaving the store, Moira saw she’d missed a text on her phone:

Spectacular Artists tomorrow AM at 9. Favor to me.

It was from Bitsy. But when Moira called back to ask for details, all she got was voicemail. She tried a couple of more times later that night and then again in the morning, but Bitsy didn’t answer. Moira’s follow-up message asked why the invitation but prompted no return call or message.

Moira didn’t like the idea she was being shepherded, but you couldn’t live in Hollywood and not be curious about what went on inside the glass-and-steel fortress of Spectacular. Hundred-mil packaged deals got made there every day, teaming promising scripts with directors, megastars, and global studio distributors. Careers were made and sometimes allowed to fade, only to be resurrected one day as if by divine decree. In one of the current movie formulas, a leading man of yesteryear would grow a scraggly beard, pick up an assault rifle, and set off on a revenge mission to show his virility hadn’t waned.

Moira decided she would keep the appointment and assumed it would be a preliminary meet-and-greet. Since she had no further information, she had no way to prepare, so she didn’t.

Even her role in this mysterious meeting was an open question. At first, Moira assumed Bitsy was sending her there because of her singing talent, but on reflection that possibility seemed far-fetched. If they were instead summoning her as an attorney, it would be a wild circumstance, but not beyond the craziness in this town. Perhaps some star or their kid was in trouble with the law and needed a discreet consultation. Moira knew a private detective who had been called upon to do what they call an extraction — kidnap a celebrity’s dope-fiend kid from a filthy crash pad. Keeping those kinds of things quiet would be a crucial objective for the star’s agent or publicist, if not the primary one.

So she dressed in a twinset suit with silk blouse as if for court. But she paid more than the usual cursory attention to her makeup and hair.

For someone who took her responsibilities so seriously — and whose responsibilities under the law were typically serious — Moira often had trouble showing up on time. She could manage court dates, but just, which was one reason she sometimes didn’t take as much care in the morning putting her face on. But when she was prettying herself for dates, she’d keep the guy waiting. Such delays had their dramatic effect.

So, Moira was hurrying, not quite at a run, as she entered the Spectacular building, cleared security, identified herself at reception, and raced for the elevator just as the doors were closing, having been given only “eighth floor” as her guidance.

No sooner had the elevator doors closed than a kindly and oddly familiar voice asked, “Floor?”

“Eight” she panted as she smoothed her skirt and primped, not looking up.

Was that a chuckle?

She glanced over just then to catch the admiring gaze of Mick McGraw. He was wearing a houndstooth sport coat that fit him nicely, with an open-neck dress shirt and tapered black jeans. His shoes, she noticed, were Ferragamo slip-ons with brass buckles.

“It’s you!”

“Indeed,” he pronounced. “Nice to see you again,” he said without irony. His friendly smile betrayed a gap between his front teeth, which impressed Moira as almost clownish.

She recovered her wits as she observed, “So this is how you dress for the big meeting?”

“Do you approve?”

“October in LA is warm weather for wool, but most definitely. You cut a fine figure, sir.”

“Thank you,” he said. “The head of the agency wants to see me, and we hardly ever chat. Not meaningfully, anyway.”

“You work here?”

He mused, “Work? It’s more like babysitting, a hobby of mine.” Off a glance at her visitor’s badge, he asked, “Your boyfriend work here?”

As she shrugged, she confessed, “Not sure why they want me. I’m a lawyer,” the elevator doors opened on the eighth. He stepped out after her.

“Break a leg!” she called out as he started to walk away.

He turned to her to reply confidentially, “Uh, we don’t say that anymore.”

She nodded, “Ah, liability.” He nodded with a smile and moved on.

Moira was met right away by an assistant who fetched her sparkling water and led her to a corner office surrounded by glass on all sides.

“May I ask,” Moira ventured, “what’s the purpose of this meeting?”

The assistant shrugged. “You just showed up on calendar this morning. I don’t know. Mick represents pop singers and music directors.”

“Any names I’d know?”

The assistant smirked, quietly uttered one of the hottest names in show business, and walked off.

ChapterFive

Upton Edward Eggles, the head of the agency, normally wore an insincere grin, making his puffy cheeks look like bunched-up pillows. But today his mood was grim, his face sagged, and his chin literally wagged as he spoke. “We’re in trouble,” he pronounced as Mick entered the executive office, which was not much larger than his own but more richly appointed. Mick took his usual place on the couch and helped himself to coffee on the table in front of him that had already been set out. The gold-lacquered mugs bore the agency logo.

“We?” Mick asked. “You usually insist the problems are all mine, Eggs. Are we sharing the blame now?”

“Oh, you’ll own plenty of it, but this problem involves the whole agency. It’s a series of problems, actually.”

Eggles looked more like a throwback movie newspaper editor than a high-powered agent. He was coatless, dressed in a starched white shirt with the French cuffs rolled up, a polka-dot bowtie, and red suspenders. He usually sat regally behind his desk, but today he paced nervously. He switched on his white-noise machine and continued to fidget.

“Why the top secret?” Mick asked between sips, wincing at the confounding hiss. “Don’t tell me it’s salary cuts across the board.”

“Chiffawn is pregnant,” the boss blurted out, naming the same megastar name Mick’s assistant Jeanine had dropped to Moira.

Mick thought a moment. “Was it planned? I guess not or we wouldn’t have booked Berlin. Is she going through with it? The birth, I mean?”

“She wants the kid. Which means she’d be showing by the Berlin opening. Which means…”

“We’ll have to cancel. First thing, there’s her health to think of, but also expectant mom wouldn’t exactly fit her image.”

Eggles shook his head and his chin vehemently. “If we cancel, there’s a pay-or-play payout to the backers — which you negotiated to prevent them from canceling her — of unthinkable megabucks, especially when you consider it would take one or more lawsuits to settle it. Then if she doesn’t do Berlin, those guys won’t want her to open in Vegas. For us, it would be a godawful flood of red ink.” He sighed, “But that’s not the worst of it. The baby’s father is also our client and not her husband. Time will tell whether his marriage will fall apart in the process, not to mention whether, if he thinks we leaked it — and you know it will come out eventually — he’ll sue us as well.”

“I can guess who it is. And fortunately, I’m not his manager.”

“You don’t want to know, and even if you think you do know, you don’t dare speak of it, even to staff.”

“So what’s the plan? You always have a scheme to try on me that I’m happy to shoot down. I guess you’d say it’s our process.”

“We’ll put Chiffawn in Betty Ford. Substance abuse, nothing hardcore, maybe emotional challenges, grief counseling?” Then he asked out loud, “Is her mother dead yet? You can play the funeral card once, of course.”

Mick asked incredulously, “Do you mean to suggest we don’t cancel?”

“We deliver. We’re going to act like we planned all of it this way. A new star, a progressive reveal, sneak previews, all press-release slight-of-hand until whoever she is steps into that spotlight in Germany.”

“I don’t have anybody who’s remotely close. Or ready. And I’m not liking any of our other clients for this. Are you thinking we’d poach from Endeavor?”

For the first time in their meeting, Eggles flashed a maniacal grin. “You’re going to find us the next Chiffawn.”

“I’ve never said ‘impossible,’ but I might start now.”

Eggles became visibly excited at the delicious thought of his own idea. However crazy it sounded, Mick decided he wasn’t about to disagree.

The boss exclaimed, “She has to be an unknown. A talented amateur. She wins America’s Got Talent, The Voice — one of those. We hype the hell out of it. Who is this? We won’t say, not for weeks, maybe not for months, right up to the premiere.”

“Nobody can sing like Chiffawn…”

“We’ll lip-sync her at the arena in Berlin if we have to. Not to Chiffawn, of course, but prerecorded, auto-tuned, sweetened — you know? This girl has to be ballsy and beautiful, that’s all.”

“What about the dance numbers?”

“You never saw Cher’s Farewell Tour? We get her some flamenco dancer Latin lover with a backup troupe of ripped guys naked to the waist. All she has to do is learn some easy blocking. They dance around her.”

Mick muttered, “And she has to be fearless in front of a sold-out crowd of thousands. Do you actually want to replace Chiffawn?”

“No, that’s the beauty of it. We win either way. The main thing is, we don’t default on Berlin, so Vegas is still on. If the new songbird isn’t up to it, we phase her out. Or bring Chiffawn back as soon as she’s ready, with this girl as her opening act. At the end of the tour, who knows, we pick up the money and let Chiffawn be a forever mom. By then you’ll know whether the new girl stays or goes.”

“Do I have a say?”

“You say yes.” The man positively cooed, “Sometimes the gods smile. Maybe even from the underworld. Deal with the devil? I don’t care. Yesterday I had a fortuitous and totally unrelated tip from Bitsy Botherall. Your new client may be sitting in your office as we speak.”

ChapterSix

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