Nobody believes it anyway E-Book

Jürgen Asmann

• Herausgeber: epubli
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 47

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2025

Beschreibung

here are short stories from all walks of life, fairy tales, proverbs, curiosities, nobody believes that anyway, comedy, diverse stories with surprising twists and humor, too exciting to fall asleep to--you can always try, with Munchhausen, the Brothers Grimm, Hansel and Gretel, the box of Pandora, fairytale hour, the clattering stork here are short stories from all walks of life, fairy tales, proverbs, curiosities, nobody believes that anyway, comedy, diverse stories with surprising twists and humor, too exciting to fall asleep to--you can always try, with Munchhausen, the Brothers Grimm, Hansel and Gretel, the box of Pandora, fairytale hour, the clattering stork here are short stories from all walks of life, fairy tales, proverbs, curiosities, nobody believes that anyway, comedy, diverse stories with surprising twists and humor, too exciting to fall asleep to--you can always try, with Munchhausen, the Brothers Grimm, Hansel and Gretel, the box of Pandora, fairytale hour, the clattering stork

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Cover

Table of contents fairy tale hour Page 2 the bee children Page 34

my computer Page 3 the Easter bunny Page 36

a dream Page 5 feeding animals Page 38

Brothers Grimm Page 7 the chickens Page 41

preschool age Page 8 Munchhausen Page 43

the stork Page 10 the fox page 45

the garden pond Page 12 the neighbor Page 46

to build a car Page 14 the grains of sand Page 48

Farmer's rules Page 15 the architect Page 49

the chance Page 17 the cuckoo Page 51

the Neanderthal Page 18 I'm bored Page 53

headache Page 20 Pandora's box Page 55

save time Page 22 the Earth Page 57

rub noses Page 23 around the world Page 58

cheers Page 25 water and electricity Page 59

a submarine Page 27 air and water Page 62

play the lottery Page 28 God does not play dice Page 64

the teacher Page 30 to paint a sun Page 65

class trip Page 31 to shed light on Page 67

to have children Page 32 the fire engine Page 70

1

fairy tale hour wanted to write a picture book

I started working on the texts

in the process forgetting

to leave room for the pictures

started again

first the pictures painted

in the process forgetting

to leave space for the texts

I forgotten

what I wanted to say

have now written a photo album

about the texts and photos

I'll worry about it later

just started

I have it all in my head

maybe I should write a book about it forgotten to write with thoughts held

I did

only blank pages

but I still have it all in my head maybe I'll try it tomorrow

with a fairytale book

I already have pictures for that in my head 2

I noticed that

picture books don't have any texts at all take good care

I'm starting to write one tomorrow and what came of it

can you read here

or look at the pictures

unfortunately there is only one problem I really can't paint any pictures and if I find someone who helps me with that let's see, what will become of it I will become to write a book about it my computer

my computer and I

can do what I want

always he is faster

as if he knew everything before hand cannot be

I'm unpredictable

and calculating is his strength

he can't even count to ten

he has neither fingers nor thumbs 3

amazing

I'm at an advantage

but he can do something

what only one other can do besides him I not

he is almost as fast as light

pressing any key won't help me either then he simply ignores me

is bored and ready to look like a lynx but then

brainwave

is rather his strength

he didn't expect that

Big Bang just

there was no light yet

have won

just unplug it

I was faster than light

my name is Bond

am clever

hadn't I told him before?

I can Big Bang.

he not

should I try again?

and switch him back on

I believe

4

then I will probably lose because he is faster than me

could have remembered that with the Big Bang and what will I come up with then finally, I have ten fingers

if only I could foresee

knew everything beforehand

just ask the computer

because that's what I bought him for he certainly knows that too

what was before the Big Bang

I’m just giving him a heads-up beforehand there I am at an advantage again for he cannot do that

just turn on the light beforehand and now he's doing what I want

a dream

I had a flash of insight.

in the middle of the night

it hasn't gotten bright

was probably not worth talking about nevertheless, I woke up

5

it slipped my mind again considered

reconsidered

considered

fell back asleep

the next morning

reawakened

it had become bright

must have probably had a good idea tonight

It just slipped my mind again

considered

reconsidered

considered

good that it gets dark again on its own without a lightbulb going off for me and next time

I will just blow out the candle

in the middle of the night

so that this doesn't happen to me again I am not the brightest candle on the cake good ideas are rather rare for me because now I’m just sleeping days before another light bulb goes off for me and I don't know why I woke up

6

Brothers Grimm

am with my children

walked through the fairytale forest by the way, their names are Hansel and Gretel have those from Red Riding Hood

and the bad wolf tells

now they don't want to sleep anymore have throughout the whole house

breadcrumbs scattered

watched they don’t seem to have it either not the bad wolf

our dog then ate them all

to tell the story of Mother Hulda was probably not a good idea either the bed feathers are still flying through all the rooms had first suspected the cat and our canary but he doesn't have raven-black feathers and in all drawers

to suddenly have gold pieces in it may the vulture know where they come from because we don't have a donkey

hadn't finished telling the story after all will probably be better tonight

to sleep with the chickens in the coop

at least I'll have some peace then and to tell the story of the fox and the seven little goats they laughed their heads off

silly chickens, I guess

and then the next day

while chicken soup anyway