The Egregious English E-Book

Thomas William Hodgson Crosland

• Herausgeber: Publisher s11838
• Kategorie: Geisteswissenschaft
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2018

Beschreibung

The Egregious English written by Thomas William Hodgson Crosland a British author, poet and journalist. This book is one of many works by him which first published in 1903. And now republish in ebook format. We believe this work is culturally important in its original archival form. While we strive to adequately clean and digitally enhance the original work, there are occasionally instances where imperfections such as blurred or missing pages, poor pictures or errant marks may have been introduced due to either the quality of the original work. Despite these occasional imperfections, we have brought it back into print as part of our ongoing global book preservation commitment, providing customers with access to the best possible historical reprints. We appreciate your understanding of these occasional imperfections, and sincerely hope you enjoy reading this book.

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The Egregious English

By

Thomas William Hodgson Crosland

Table of Contents

CHAPTER I. APOLLO

CHAPTER II. THE SPORTSMAN

CHAPTER III. THE MAN OF BUSINESS

CHAPTER IV. THE JOURNALIST

CHAPTER V. THE EMPLOYED PERSON

CHAPTER VI. CHIFFON

CHAPTER VII. THE SOLDIER

CHAPTER VIII. THE NAVY

CHAPTER IX. THE CHURCHES

CHAPTER X. THE POLITICIAN

CHAPTER XI. POETS

CHAPTER XII. FICTION

CHAPTER XIII. SUBURBANISM

CHAPTER XIV. THE MAN-ABOUT-TOWN

CHAPTER XV. DRINK

CHAPTER XVI. FOOD

CHAPTER XVII. LAW AND ORDER

CHAPTER XVIII. EDUCATION

CHAPTER XIX. RECREATION

CHAPTER XX. STOCK EXCHANGE

CHAPTER XXI. THE BELOVED

CHAPTER I. APOLLO

It has become the Englishman's habit, one might almost say the Englishman's instinct, to take himself for the head and front of the universe. The order of creation began, we are told, in protoplasm. It has achieved at length the Englishman. Herein are the culmination and ultimate glory of evolutionary processes. Nature, like the seventh-standard boy in a board school, "can get no higher." She has made the Englishman, and her work therefore is done. For the continued progress of the world and all that in it is, the Englishman will make due provision. He knows exactly what is wanted, and by himself it shall be supplied. There is little that can be considered distinguishingly English which does not reflect this point of view. As an easy-going, entirely confident, imperturbable piece of arrogance, the Englishman has certainly no mammalian compeer. Even in the blackest of his troubles he perceives that he is great. "I shall muddle through," he says. He is expected and understood to muddle through; and, muddle through or not, he invariably believes he has done it. Sheer complacency bolsters him up on every hand. At his going forth the rest of the world is fain to abase itself in the dust. He is the strong man, the white man of white men. He is the rich, clean sportsman, the incomparable, the fearless, the intolerable. And by "Englishman" the world has learned not to mean "Briton." The world has been taught to discriminate. It has regarded the Britannic brotherhood; and though it forgets that the Gael and the Celt are Britons, it takes its Englishman for a Briton, only with a difference. On the other hand, it is keenly sensible of sundry facts—as that it is the Englishman who rules the waves and the Englishman upon whose dominions the sun never sets; that the British flag is the English flag, the British army the English army, and the British navy the English navy, and that Scotland and Ireland, with Wales, are English appanages. It would be foolish to assert that the Englishman has greatly concerned himself in either the promulgation or the acceptance of these notions. But he holds them dear, and they are ineradicably planted in his subconsciousness.