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- Herausgeber: tredition
- Kategorie: Geisteswissenschaft
- Sprache: Englisch
The Punk Rock Handbook is the classic punk rock comedy, everything you need to know about being punk rock from the gutter punk underground. The book that you will want to read again and again when your drunk.
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Seitenzahl: 17
Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017
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The Punk Rock Handbook
By Baphomet Giger
Copyright © 2017, by Baphomet Giger
tredition, Hamburg, Germany
First of all punk is dead.
Bring punk back with necromancy.
To be punk you must get drunk and listen to rap
Listen to ICP
You must like Crass and Dead Kennedy's
Always vote Jello Biafra for President
Always vote for anyone named Jerry Brown
Drink Cheap Beer
Drink Any Beer
Drink all the Beer
Punks That do witchcraft do chaos magick
Drink Natural Ice and call it Naty Ice, or Natie Ice
Drink Milwaukee's Best Ice But call it The Beast
Drink all the Alcohol
Drink Dank Beer also
Smoke Dank Weed
Smoke Bammer Weed
Share your drugs unless your strait edge, then just share your attitude
Listen to the Misfits song Attitude over and over
Listen to California Uber Alles by Dead Kennedy's over and over again
Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and collect all the Bottle tops till you have the full deck
Pee on each other
Trick each other into drinking pee instead of beer
Listen to old school rap
Listen to gansta rap
Get a tattoo, must be a punk band
Listen to Black Flag
Listen to Skinny Puppy and switch from punk to Goth and then switch back
Listen to Pigface
Drink Beer while listing to Tom Waits
Throw up while listening to Tom Waits and sing along while barfing
Throw up on each other
Wear suspenders
Wear bondage pants, must be Celtic bondage
Listen to ska music and shit talk it all
Call all women cunts when they talk shit back to you, unless their punk also
If a girl talks shit and shes punk call her a bitch
Call all men that are assholes, assholes
Tell men your cunt rocks if your female
Always spit
Spit on each other even
Wear the same clothes over and over until you smell like B.O. and crouch rot
Wash your clothes once a month or not at all, and just get new clothes
