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A witty and irreverent guide to the key ideas and methods of the world's greatest thinkers. Zeno and the Tortoise explains not just who each philosopher was and what he thought, but exactly how he came to think in the way that he did. Nicholas Fearn presents philosophy as a collection of tools - from Ockham's Razor to Hume's Fork - each of which can be brought to bear on any number of predicaments. Written in twenty-five short chapters, each readable during the journey to work, Zeno and the Tortoise is an ideal course in intellectual self-defence.

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zeno and the tortoise

zeno and the tortoise

how to think like a philosopher

NICHOLAS FEARN

Atlantic Books

London

First published in Great Britain in 2001 by Atlantic Books, an imprint of Grove Atlantic Ltd

Copyright © Nicholas Fearn 2001

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Contents

Acknowledgements  ix

Preface  xi

1 Thales's Well  1

2 Protagoras and the Pigs  10

3 Zeno and the Tortoise  19

4 The Socratic Inquisition  25

5 Plato's Cave  31

6 Aristotle's Goals  41

7 Lucretius's Spear  50

8 Ockham's Razor  56

9 Machiavelli's Prince  61

10 Bacon's Chickens  67

11 Descartes' Demon  73

12 Hume's Fork  81

13 Reid's Common Sense  88

14 Rousseau's Contract  96

15 Kant's Spectacles  102

16 Bentham's Calculus  109

17 Hegel's Dialectic  116

18 Nietzsche's Hammer  122

19 The Young Wittgenstein's Mirror  130

20 The Older Wittgenstein's Games  137

21 Popper's Dolls  145

22 Ryle's University  150

23 Turing's Machine  158

24 Dawkins's Meme  165

25 Derrida and Deconstruction  173

Further Reading  181

Index  189

My chief thanks go to Herbert and Sheila Oakes, without whose help and encouragement over many years this book would not have been written.

I am also grateful to my publishers Toby Mundy and Alice Hunt, and to Julian Baggini, Jason Cowley, Tim Crane, Charlotte Foley, Daniel Ghossain, Tariq Goddard, Rebecca Ivatts and my former tutor Alan Thomas, whose teaching style sparked off the idea for this book.

Preface

There is a saying that goes, 'Don't learn the tricks of the trade, learn the trade', but some 'tricks' are very important to philosophers. Thinking rationally involves the deployment of the right philosophical tool at the right time, be it Ockham's Razor, Hume's Fork or some other device from the thinker's toolbox. The most enduring contributions of the great philosophers are the thinking tools, methods and approaches they invent or discover, which often outlive the theories and systems they construct or those that they use their tools to dismantle. This book attempts to take the reader from the earliest examples forged by the ancients through to some of the 'state of the art' equipment employed by today's professional philosophers. The object is to show not merely what the great philosophers thought, but to demonstrate how they thought. Some philosophers, such as William of Ockham and Gilbert Ryle, bequeathed ideas with very specific applications while others such as Thales and Nietzsche are included here for their general approaches and methods. What follows is not an exhaustive inventory, and many great thinkers are left out. Spinoza and Leibniz, for example, are omitted not because their innovations were unimportant or have not lasted, but out of a concern to present that information which is most useful and readily digestible to the general reader.

Being able to apply the techniques of philosophy is a great aid to understanding the doctrines of its greatest exponents. One need not be a violinist to appreciate Vivaldi, but the way in which we metabolize knowledge is different from the way we enjoy music. As thinking human beings, we tend not to feel confident with knowledge learned by rote. Knowing how to multiply by seven, for example, is not just a question of memorizing the seven times table. Children are told that two sevens are fourteen, that three sevens are twenty-one and so on, but do not understand multiplication until they can calculate beyond the examples already given, i.e. 13×7, 200×7 … Real understanding requires participation on the part of the learner. We only truly know something when we have applied it, manipulated it or added to it, and this book is designed to enable the reader to do likewise. Moreover, in illuminating how philosophers thought, I hope that non-specialist readers will find themselves able to think along similar lines. It is characteristic of those with genius that their work be wholly original, yet at the same time eminently duplicable. Methods that took philosophical mastery to devise do not necessarily require a philosophical master to reproduce them. Though works of philosophy are sometimes mysterious or impenetrable, the tools used to create them are often remarkably simple and can be quickly grasped and brought to bear on the reader's own thoughts.

1 Thales's Well

The world in a drop of water

In the summer of 1999, Cornell University published research purporting to show that love really is a drug. To be precise, it is a cocktail of dopamine, phenylethylamine and oxytocin in the bloodstream that produces the sensation we call infatuation. Love, the researchers argued, was in fact a chemically induced form of insanity. This condition lasts until the body builds up an immunity to the substances involved, which is usually just long enough to meet, mate and raise a child to early infancy. The theory sounds dubious, if not downright offensive. Love, we feel, is the most important thing that can happen to a person and should be placed on a pedestal, not in a syringe with which to inject the loveless. Cornell University's conclusions were based on the principle of 'reductionism': the thought that things can be understood by boiling them down to their component parts, or that complex, large-scale processes can be understood in terms of simpler ones. The research may be overturned sooner or later, but if it survives it will not be the first time our illusions have been dispelled by reductionist thinking.

Another example of reductionism is the belief that tonsillitis is caused by a certain kind of bacterium that has invaded the body, and that the best way to treat the illness is to tackle the germ directly by administering antibiotics. An alternative tactic – though not one advised by many Western doctors – would be to regard the illness as a malady of the whole body, caused, perhaps, by an 'imbalance' in the individual's entire system. Such a 'holistic' approach will suggest various treatments that may or may not be effective. In very general cases of poor health, a holistic view of the situation may be the most sensible one, or at least an important accompaniment to the reductive approach. Mild heart conditions, for instance, are sometimes treated not with drugs, but by the patient giving up smoking, cutting down their cholesterol intake and taking regular exercise. Even this advice, however, is the product of reductionist investigations into body chemistry and physiology.

Despite the scientific advances it has given us, reductionism is something of a dirty word today. Some of us think that in attempting to understand the universe, we sully it. What it took God divine grace to create, we inspect through intrusive microscopes and disseminate in barbarous human tongues. Armed with the new genetic sciences, a botanist can claim to have decoded the essence of a rose in the plant's genome. He or she would be given short shrift by poets such as William Blake, who famously complained that science 'murders to dissect', or the nineteenth-century aesthete Walter Pater, who wrote that a scientist's garden would have 'written labels fluttering on the stalks for blooms'. Even if we do not all recoil so violently from reductionism, many of us feel instinctively that it must deal in crude simplifications, or works to 'bring nature down to our level'. But our level is the only one we have, and there need not be anything wrong with it. The American physicist Richard Feynman argued that we should not be unduly modest about our faculties, remarking that, as a scientist, he could not only appreciate the aesthetic beauty of a flower, but also marvel at its intricate biochemical structures. At the same time, however, we have suffered the follies of Freud and Marx, who reduced too much of human experience to sex and economics respectively. Reduction is a tool that can be misused, but we must remember that it gave us space travel and the Human Genome Project.

The first reductionist philosopher – and also the first Western philosopher of any description – was Thales, a Greek born around 636 BC at Miletus in Asia Minor (now Turkey). Thales was one of the Seven Sages, the men of the sixth and seventh centuries BC who were renowned for their wisdom as rulers, lawgivers and counsellors. Their maxims were inscribed on the walls of the temple of Apollo at Delphi. Across the ancient world, mosaics were reproduced depicting their aged, bearded heads alongside such phrases as 'Know thyself' and 'Nothing in excess'. Thales travelled as far as Egypt and Babylonia to gather knowledge from other cultures. When he returned home and offered his own contribution to knowledge, the Greeks hailed him as the founder of science, mathematics and philosophy. Part of his fame stemmed from a legend told one hundred and fifty years later by the historian Herodotus. Using the astronomy he had learned in the East (or, according to other authorities, by making a lucky guess), Thales successfully predicted that there would be an eclipse of the sun in 585 BC. On that day, the armies of Mede and Lydia were marching into battle against one another. They interpreted the eclipse as a warning from the gods and quickly broke off hostilities to sign a peace treaty. Modern astronomers have shown that the eclipse must have occurred on 28 May. This means that the aborted battle is the only event in the ancient world that we can date precisely.

Plato (428–347 BC) tells the story of how Thales was walking along studying the stars one evening when he fell down a well. A pretty servant girl heard the philosopher's cries and helped him out of the well, but not without quipping that Thales was a man 'who studies the stars yet cannot even see the ground at his feet'. This seems unfair, as Thales's head was not always in the clouds. There are several tales attesting to his practical skills. He urged a political union of the Greek city-states of Ionia as the only way to hold back the expansionist aims of their rival, Lydia. Though the authorities ignored him, his advice proved to be apposite over the centuries that followed. Aristotle (384–322 BC) relates that Thales was reproached for his poverty, which was taken to prove that philosophy is of no use to anyone. In response, Thales used his skills to predict that the following season's olive crop would be a bumper harvest. He then bought up all the olive presses in Miletus (presumably by taking out a loan) and made a fortune when the yield matched his expectations. Thales died at the age of seventy-eight of heat exhaustion while watching an athletics match. The inscription on his tomb read: 'Here in a narrow tomb great Thales lies; yet his renown for wisdom reached the skies.'

There is no evidence that Thales wrote any books, but he apparently said that he would be satisfied if those who passed on his ideas attributed them to him rather than to themselves. Given his belief that the universe was made out of water, most of us would be more than pleased to oblige. Water, Thales argued, was the fundamental substance of which all others were composed. Matter was condensed water and air was evaporated water. The entire earth, he maintained, was a disc floating on a giant lake, the waves and ripples of which caused earthquakes. According to Aristotle, Thales's first inkling of this came from observing that water was essential to all forms of life in the natural world. Thales's theory seems a reasonable stab at the truth when we consider that water comes in solid, liquid and vaporous forms. Though mistaken, the idea was the first scientific hypothesis ever recorded.

Thales was making a grand reduction. The properties of all the objects in the world, be they metals, mountains, gases or people, were reducible to just one set of properties – those of water. So if you ground things finely enough, dissected them thinly enough or examined them closely enough, you would not find iron or stone or flesh, but water. It might seem strange that anyone would want to explain one thing in terms of another rather than treating it on its own terms, but this is how reduction proceeds. If we desire to understand the world, then this means putting things in terms we can understand. Reducing something is like translating it into a more intelligible language. After reduction, a phenomenon is easier to handle and less mysterious because components are simpler to comprehend than a whole system.

However, if simplification were the only aim, many of our modern-day reductions would be failures. As far as we know, Thales did not go into great detail as to exactly how water forms the various phenomena of the natural world, but at least water is a substance with which we are all well acquainted. The mathematics of modern atomic theory, on the other hand, is comprehensible only to a small group of people with the proper training. While reduction renders things more intelligible, this does not necessarily mean more intelligible to everyone. Since the common understanding of the many is so frequently replaced by the better understanding of the few, reductionism is bound to arouse a measure of distrust. This is compounded by the fact that, in terms of explanations, simpler often means more brutely physical, so that to be a reductionist is often to be a materialist. Reductionists are also hampered by an unfortunate choice of terms. All that reduction truly 'reduces' is the complexity of an explanation. Everything else to be explained about the phenomenon is preserved. However, this is only as long as there is a real phenomenon to reduce. Reductionists are more than happy to jettison such things as souls and gods which they might not believe in. Though simpler explanations are deemed 'lower' because they are closer to the most basic facts we know, we could equally well call them 'higher' because they rise above irrelevant and obfuscating details to cut to the essential truth of things. The hierarchy of knowledge and understanding that reductionism yields could then be viewed as an ordinary pyramid rather than an inverted one.

Since reduction is about simplification, there is always the risk of oversimplification. It pays, therefore, to be careful about what exactly is being reduced and just what explanatory powers the reduction has. The question has to be asked whether in reducing something we have merely eliminated it from our description of the world. The taste of apricots, for example, could be reduced to the interplay of the molecules of the fruit with the receptors in our palate. But does this not ignore the sensation of what apricots actually taste like? After all, someone could know about the chemical constituents of apricots without ever having eaten one. Even so, elimination might not be all bad. Human understanding progresses by two means: gathering facts to discover new phenomena, and drawing these phenomena together under the simplifying influence of reductive explanations. Sometimes we find that as soon as the available evidence has been adequately reduced, new data appears that casts that reduction into doubt and demands that we look at the whole of the phenomenon once again.

It is paradoxical that in order to understand familiar natural processes, such as why water evaporates when boiled, we need to consult 'lower' levels of organization and unfamiliar entities such as protons and electrons. It would be strange to suggest that the 'higher' levels of organization we are used to dealing with – that of clouds, cups of coffee and human tears – are in fact illusory. Scientific reductionists sometimes come perilously close to asserting this when they say that we are 'nothing but mounds of atoms'. The key words here are 'nothing but'. This is correct if we mean it in the same sense that a novel is 'nothing but' a collection of ink marks on paper or a brain is 'nothing but' an agglomeration of neurones. If humans are simply mounds of atoms, then this says less about the dusty origin of humanity than it does about the amazing potential of otherwise harmless-looking atoms.

However, there is another way in which a reductionist might claim that only the most basic levels of description denote what is truly real. Nature seems to make most of her big decisions on the microscopic level. As the American philosopher Jerry Fodor (1935–) remarked, there is no science of Tuesdays. Science recognizes only four forces: gravity, electromagnetism and the strong and weak nuclear forces that hold atomic nuclei together. The weak nuclear force has been shown to be a form of the electromagnetic force, and it is hoped that before long all the forces will be discovered to be aspects of a single unifying force. According to hard-core scientific reductionists, everything that happens is because of these forces and nothing else (especially not ethereal concepts like human intentions). They operate upon macroscopic objects such as cars because they work upon the atoms of which these are composed. To explain every natural process in terms of the operation of the four forces is to suggest that the only adequate explanations are those that refer to microscopic events. We might, for instance, say that a spell of hot weather caused a drought which caused the crops to fail. A truly accurate explanation, however, would speak of the increased agitation of air molecules rather than in mere metaphors such as 'heat'. If someone asks me how I got to the party and I say that I drove there, I would not expect to be corrected on the grounds that, in actual fact, I depressed a pedal and refined petroleum combusted to generate propulsion. I would be even more confused if my interrogator immediately began talking about chemical reactions and carbon compounds. The more drastic the reduction, the greater the need to show how it ties in with our ordinary concepts – otherwise we may not believe that the reductionist is talking about the same things as the rest of us. Something in our ordinary experience, be it the action of driving to the party or the taste of apricots in the canapés, must be preserved in a reduction for it to count as an explanation of something. Otherwise we have merely listened to a stand-alone speech on an irrelevant topic rather than an answer to a question about my means of transport. On the other hand, the reductionist's explanation may be more welcome if I had suffered a breakdown on the way because I had filled my car with the wrong kind of petrol.

The four forces of nature may underpin everything from the movement of the clouds to the recipe for lasagne, but a physicist's understanding of those forces would not itself enable one to predict the weather like a meteorologist or make pasta like a top Italian chef. (Perhaps in the future there will exist robot chefs with a complete knowledge of the fundamental forces along with a superhuman ability to utilize that knowledge. It might be possible for such a creature to concoct the perfect dish through brute force of number-crunching, but this would seem an unnecessarily long-winded way to go about one of life's simple pleasures.) On the other hand, being able to cook well or give an accurate weather forecast are skills far removed from an ultimate understanding of the universe. For that task, reductionist thinking is clearly required. This does not mean that reductionism is only useful to explain the subatomic physics of life. You can usually understand something better by reducing it and looking at the level of explanation immediately below it. For example, you can cook a better lasagne if you understand the correct measures of flour and tomato sauce in its recipe. To understand flour, you would need in turn to understand the level below that – that is, the consistency of the various grains used in the production of flour, so that you only choose the finest durum wheat for your ingredients. One could go on down the levels of explanation until atoms and molecules are reached. By the time you have decided on the best quantity of hydrogen to use, however, you will most likely have died of starvation. Usually, it is the level immediately below a phenomenon that is most helpful in comprehending it rather than ever more basic and abstruse levels of description. The great thing about reductive explanations is that they allow you to work upwards again, like a ship's captain taking a trip to the engine room and returning to the bridge better informed about the capabilities of his vessel. You descend to more basic levels of description to zero in on what will make all the difference on higher levels.

Despite the practical uses of reductionism, its application in everyday life often comes in the form of cynicism. It is reductionist to say, for example, that though someone gives money to charity and devotes his free time to volunteer work, he is 'merely' serving his own interests. It is also reductionist to declare that although a company might instigate projects aimed at improving the environment and protecting its employees, it is ultimately concerned 'only' for its long-term profits. That said, it would be no less reductionist to claim that the company is acting solely out of Christian kindness. To qualify as reductionist, an explanation needs only to explain one thing in terms of another that is more basic, or many things in terms of a single other thing. Reductionism sounds quite innocent when put like this, but nothing that has so much explanatory power is ever going to be harmless.

2 Protagoras and the Pigs

Is man the measure of all things?

The pop star Sting, in his efforts to save the rain forests, campaigned in the 1980s for the rights of the Kayapo Indians of the Amazon to preserve their way of life. He successfully petitioned the president of Brazil to establish an Indian reserve, and in 1991 the tribe was granted a protected area of around 25,000 square miles. No sooner had the agreement been concluded, however, than the Kayapo chiefs began to cut deals with mining and logging companies. This made them multi-million-dollar fortunes which they reportedly spent on houses, cars and planes while providing little for their villagers. Despite illustrating credulousness on the one hand and cynicism on the other, this cautionary tale has a positive moral. It shows that human beings strive for much the same things even though we are divided by cultural chasms. A shared fondness for fast food and automobiles has been easier to achieve than globalization of human rights, but it is a start at least. Some moralists suggest that the reason we have not yet attained this panacea is because there are no universal values that apply to everyone in all cultures. Instead, they argue, one way of doing things is as valid as any other, and acts are right or wrong only with reference to a particular cultural system. This is the doctrine of relativism. Today's relativists have gone even further and claim that each individual creates his or her own system of values. The view that 'everything is a matter of opinion' is commonplace. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, it is asserted, and no one's perspective is more or less right than anyone else's.

The father of relativism was Protagoras. Born in Thrace in around 485 BC, Protagoras was the first of the ancient Greek sophists, the travelling rhetoricians who taught wisdom for money. The particular brand of wisdom they espoused was the kind that earned Greek gentlemen their points on the debating floor and in the law courts. A good sophist was able to win an argument even if he was in the wrong. The Sicilian rhetorician Gorgias (483–378 BC) maintained, moreover, that knowledge of the subject under debate was unnecessary because every position was false and words have no fixed meaning beyond their use to cajole and persuade. For this reason, the sophists are not thought of as philosophers in the true sense of the word. They should not be dismissed as scoundrels, however, as their ethos was based on a distrust of so-called objective Truth. This was itself a philosophical position, and one that has had to wait until the present day for its renaissance.

Protagoras was arguably the most celebrated sophist of all and amassed a great fortune from the high fees he commanded during his forty-year career. He boasted genuine skill in poetry, grammar and jurisprudence and personally drafted the constitution for the Greek colony of Thurii in southern Italy. He was fêted by the Athenians on his first visit to their city, but was exiled in 415 BC for writing the first ever agnostic tract. 'With regard to the gods,' he began, 'I cannot feel sure either that they are or that they are not, nor what they are like in figure; for there are many things that hinder sure knowledge, the obscurity of the knowledge and the shortness of human life.' Protagoras died five years later, just before his seventieth birthday when the ship taking him to Sicily was lost at sea. His books were publicly burned, and only a few fragments of his works survive. We know about his ideas chiefly through the writings of other thinkers, including Plato in whose dialogues he appears, though only in order to be demolished by Socrates.

Protagoras's most famous doctrine was that 'Man is the measure of all things', meaning that there is no truth except that which man perceives. The basis of this view is that nothing in the world can sustain its nature by itself. Instead, things acquire their nature by their interaction with other things. Nothing just is but rather everything is in a process of coming to be, and this coming to be is becoming relative to something else. The colour white, for example, is neither inside nor outside your eyes. Rather, it is the result of an interaction between yourself and something that you perceive. This is held to be the case for all perceptual qualities. If the wind feels hot to me and cold to you, then it is both hot-to-me and cold-to-you. This does not mean that the wind is both hot and cold, as it does not possess a temperature in itself but only in its relationships with those who feel it. The way something is perceived by a given person is a matter for the object and its perceiver and no one else. The fact that another individual finds the wind cold does not mean that it does not feel warm to me. Since things only acquire their specific nature in the way that they are perceived by someone, I can never be said to be wrong in the way that I perceive something. I cannot be contradicted by the nature of the object, as it has no nature without my perception, and I cannot be contradicted by someone else's testimony, since their perceptions have no bearing on my own.

There is an immediate problem here because some people are clearly insane. Someone may think he is Napoleon, but that does not make him the conqueror of the Iberian peninsula. On Protagoras's account, this individual really could be Napoleon to himself, for 'Napoleon' and his psychiatrist are perceiving two different things rather than disagreeing about the same thing. This is because the nature of a thing is determined by an interaction between the object and the perceiver, and I am a different perceiver when I am insane than when I am healthy in mind. Protagoras therefore concludes that none of his perceptions can ever be mistaken and that all false belief is in fact impossible.

At this point in Plato's dialogue Theaetetus, Socrates asks Protagoras why he should stop at the judgements of all human beings being equal. Isn't this unfair on pigs, for example? Why shouldn't the judgements of swine be as valid as those of humans? Protagoras chose to bite this bullet, though he soon spat it out again. He replied that pigs are perfectly entitled to their own opinions, in so far as they can have them. Unfortunately, this would mean that Protagoras's pupils were paying good money to be taught opinions which were no wiser than those of a pig. Yet Protagoras claimed to be an expert on virtue and to teach special knowledge. Since everyone's perceptions are equally true, the sophist argued, wisdom must be something other than making true judgements. Certain opinions are wiser and better to hold than others, he said, not because they are more true, but because they are more beneficial to the lives of those who hold them. Some beliefs will make you more successful in law and politics, for example, and these are the ones that Protagoras imparted for a fee.

Even a teacher as wise as Protagoras, however, might make mistakes or lead someone astray. An apocryphal story tells of how he once gave instruction to a young man on the basis that he would waive his fee should the pupil fail to win his first case in the law courts. The pupil's first case was one brought by Protagoras himself to ensure the recovery of his fee. Perhaps the young man had tried to catch his teacher in a double bind – either he wins the case and does not have to pay, or he loses and Protagoras cannot claim recompense if he is to be true to his word. Assuming that the latter broke his promise, his pupil would not have found the lessons Protagoras had taught him to have been very beneficial. He would more likely curse his gullibility in mistakenly believing that his teacher's instruction would help him win public favour and professional success in court. Nor would he find it any consolation that his confidence in Protagoras had been true for him at the time. In fact, he was mistaken precisely because the truth of his belief was not a relative one dependent upon his perceptions – which had missed entirely his instructor's preference for collecting his fees over keeping his promises. One does not have to besmirch the reputation of Protagoras further to find parallel examples. People often make mistakes about what is good for them. When we are unwell, a doctor's judgement about what will make us better is usually more reliable than our own. This is because a doctor's diagnosis is more likely to be true than our own, and not just true for the doctor but true per se.

If Protagoras had not had a vested interest in defending his qualifications as a teacher, he might have retained without caveat the view that none of us are any wiser than pigs, or at least that no one is wiser than anyone else. There are, after all, many people around today who dismiss the advice of dead, white European males as the biased product of a narrow political agenda. Others prefer alternative forms of treatment to those prescribed in conventional Western medicine. More generous individuals accept at the same time that qualified physicians and DWEMs are also entitled to their own views. The idea is that truth is a matter of taste like anything else, and that it is the individual's right to choose his or her own way of seeing things rather than have someone else's views imposed upon them. There is one way of seeing things in particular, however, that does not fit into this account of truth: namely, the view that relativism is incorrect. If everyone is entitled to their own opinion, what can the relativist say of someone else's opinion that truth is not relative? If this alternative view is to be valid along with all others, then it is equally true that relativism is false.

The case for relativism cannot be stated without paradox. Either relativism must be as false as it is true, or a special case must be made for the truth of relativism. But if it is to be an objective fact that truth is relative, and not a mere opinion, then how is it that truth cannot be more than a matter of taste in other spheres too? The belief that different moral systems can lead to equally stable and happy societies rests on the experiences of travellers and anthropologists. By accepting their findings we endorse the method of observation that led to them. This method, however, is transferable to other disciplines and areas where it might not yield relativistic conclusions. Economists who visited both East and West Germany in the 1980s could easily judge from what they saw around them that a planned economy is not as effective at creating wealth as the free market. Relativism is refuted every time a truth in any area is allowed to be non-relative, and this includes the area of relativism itself. The relativist wants to have his cake and eat it, but one cannot without self-contradiction assert that relativism is objectively true and that truth is not objective. It is fortunate that this is the case, for there are worse things to believe than that you are Napoleon. We would not want to say that someone like Adolf Hitler was entitled to his opinions, or that his were no less true than anyone else's.

The wider conclusions of Protagoras may be self-refuting, but he did hit upon an important insight. This is the thought that every truth requires a measure of some kind. Truths are not true of and in themselves, but are true within a system of thought, or according to certain rules that test their veracity. This would be the case even if there were only one objective measure of truth. It is unequivocally true that two plus two equals four, but only because four is always the result when we apply the rules of addition correctly. The value of a pair of shoes, on the other hand, may be different according to whether they are given to a beggar or a king, but in each case their value is a value to someone. In both cases, the measure of the truth is external to what it evaluates. How we are to evaluate the measure is another issue, and one that does not always have an easy answer. It will certainly not do to say that this measure is simply 'reality' or 'the way things are', since how we divine the nature of things is precisely what is in question.

The problem is especially important in the realm of moral values. People's beliefs about what is right and wrong vary according to the culture in which they live or were brought up. In the Irish Republic, abortion is regarded as a sin even when the mother's life is at risk, whereas in China abortion is regarded as a moral duty performed for the greater good of population control. It is tempting to conclude that the moral buck stops with the particular society we live in. That very thought leads many to preach unconditional tolerance of other cultures. However, the fact that there are many different moral systems does not justify this position, for tolerance is just another social value that may or may not be correct within a given culture. To suggest that it has a purchase beyond that is to admit that there are higher laws above those of the world's individual cultures. There is also a self-refuting element in the argument, since we do not tolerate cultures such as Nazism. Yet Nazism was a fully-fledged moral system with its own standards of right and wrong, its own practices and its own nascent traditions, albeit a system in which racial hatred was a virtue. Cultural tolerance as we understand it in the West may be a very fine thing, but it is logically hollow if we only tolerate the cultures that do not deviate too far from our own. Worse, we sometimes refuse to see certain aspects of other cultures that depart from our own and are tolerant where perhaps we should not be. Many visitors to Soviet Russia and Mao's China accepted that the Russians and Chinese had 'their own way of doing things' at the time, even though that way involved repression and mass murder. And it is not only military dictatorships that deny people their basic human rights, but also many forest-dwelling tribes and religious denominations. Be that as it may, after observing the multifarious cultures of the world most of us cannot help but feel that we should be tolerant towards them and refrain from the worst excesses of patriotic chauvinism. Even if we believe that there is a single correct way of doing things (or at least one that is the best) we might be less than certain that our own culture is the one that has got it right.