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- Herausgeber: NYLA
- Kategorie: Lebensstil
- Sprache: Englisch
What could be worse agony–a cold beer in your hand with no way to open it!? If you've ever found yourself in this specific beer-drinker's hell…fear not! Here to the rescue is the definitive guide to get that ice cold beer opened in no time with everyday objects in your life. This book contains 99 methods (and one bonus method!) to open your beer, including photographs and step-by-step instructions. Each technique is graded from easy to hard. Discover the multi-use functions of many objects…from a baby carriage to a BBQ grill, and even a dog collar! Enjoy your beer and have fun opening it!
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99 WAYS TO OPEN A BEER BOTTLE WITHOUT A BOTTLE OPENER
BRETT STERN
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Introduction
Why is my beer capped like this in the first place?
1. Edge Of Table
2. Disposable Lighter
3. Bottle To Bottle
4. Key
5. Pocket Change
6. Corkscrew
7. Propane Tank
8. Bbq Grill
9. Packaged Ice Cooler
10. Beer Keg Tap
11. Curling Iron
12. Eyelash Curler
13. Door Knocker
14. Door Strike Plate
15. Drums
16. Drumstick
17. Ups Truck
18. Fedex Box
19. Staple Remover
20. Letter Opener
21. File Cabinet
22. Paper Shredder
23. Movie Kiosk (Date Night)
24. Vending Machine
25. Macbook Charger
26. Camera
27. Pool Bridge
28. Ping-Pong Paddle
29. Tv Remote Control
30. Folding Chair
31. Baby Carriage
32. Wheelchair
33. Security Gate
34. Brick Wall
35. Chain-Link Fence
36. Surveillance Sign
37. Bicycle Gear
38. Bicycle U-Lock
39. Lock Shackle
40. Rollerblade
41. Skateboard
42. Ski Binding
43. Tape Dispenser
44. Moving Dolly
45. Trophy
46. Chewbacca
47. Garage Door
48. Tool Chest
49. Channellock Pliers
50. Caulking Gun
51. Square Layout Tool
52. Vice
53. Hammer
54. Nail
55. Belt Buckle
56. Watch
57. Hand Grenade
58. Brass Knuckles
59. Water Tower
60. Railroad Anchor Pin
61. Candelabra
62. Flask
63. Boat Anchor
64. Fan
65. Golf Club
66. Car Door Latch
67. Hood Ornament
68. Lawn Lion
69. Lawn Mower
70. Rake
71. Hose Spray Nozzle
72. Manure Shovel
73. Ax
74. Ladder
75. Crosswalk Button
76. Stop Sign
77. Newspaper Vending Machine
78. Pay Phone
79. Parking Meter Vending Machine
80. Automatic Teller Machine
81. Park Bench
82. Barricade
83. Backhoe
84. Bulldozer Tread
85. Dumpster
86. Port-O-Potty
87. Urinal
88. Bathroom Stall Hinge
89. Truck Latch
90. Motorcycle
91. Laundry Dryer
92. Elevator
93. Tiki Head
94. Shopping Cart
95. Dog Collar
96. Fire Hydrant
97. Fire Alarm
98. Handcuffs
99. Police Car
100. Book Cover
Acknowledgments
About the Author
This is a work of nonfiction. The methods proposed are solely of the author’s vivid imagination and are to be used only as a guidance to open your beer. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid.
Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern.
Ebook ISBN: 9781641973465
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
