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- Herausgeber: Da'pathfinder Publishing
- Kategorie: Lebensstil
- Sprache: Englisch
Get ready for a rib-tickling journey through the world of humor with "Giggles Galore: Family-Friendly Jokes." This collection is your passport to endless laughter and a perfect way to bond with loved ones, from the youngest jokesters at age 9 to the wisest chucklers at 99.
Inside these pages, you'll discover a treasure trove of jokes, puns, riddles, and witty one-liners suitable for the entire family. Whether you're looking for side-splitting punchlines or clever quips for a family gathering, this book has something to tickle everyone's funny bone.
With jokes covering a wide range of topics, you'll find the perfect punchline for any occasion. From schoolyard silliness to dad jokes, and from animal antics to groan-worthy puns, "Giggles Galore" ensures there's a joke for every mood and every age.
Why wait for the next special occasion to share some laughter with your family? Grab your copy of "Giggles Galore: Family-Friendly Jokes" today and start creating priceless memories filled with joy, laughter, and the pure delight of shared humor. It's the perfect recipe for a fun-filled family time that will leave everyone grinning from ear to ear!
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Table of contents
Table of Contents
Funny Jokes
Riddles
Holiday Jokes
The Valentine's Day Gift Caper
Buckle Up, Cowboy
Promotion Peculiarities
Summer Jokes
Hilarious Jokes
A Pirate's Proposal
The Lucky Hair Incident
The Great Mix-Up at the Leprechaun Convention
The Green Gaffes Gala
The Hilarious Hijinks at the Martian Masquerade
The Tropical Tangle-Up in Paradise
The Spicy Surprise on St. Paddy's Day
A Hopping Good Time
The Bewildering Turkey Carving
Thanksgiving Tales from Around the Universe
The Turkey Travels
The Misadventures of Uncle Bob
The Hungry Philosopher
The Eccentric Family Reunion
The Upside-Down Turkey Surprise
The Super Bowl of Thanksgiving
Food for Thought: A Diet of Laughter
A Confused Costume Choice
The Enthusiastic Trick-or-Treater
The Great Holiday Debate
The Generous Ghosts
Halloween Costume Confusion
The Costume Shop Capers
The Purr-fect Makeup Booth
The Haunted Hilarity of Halloween Grumps
The Wild West Pharmacist
A Hilarious Halloween Mix-Up
The Trick-or-Treat Mix-Up
Trick or Treat Diplomacy
The Unchanging Halloween Costume
The Bus Driver's Hilarious Halloween Mishap
The Halloween Houdini
The Outrageously Overdressed Lumberjack
The Love-Struck Soldier's Hasty Wedding Adventure
The Overworked Astronaut's Valentine's Day
The Office Prankster
The Extravagant Valentine's Surprise
A Valentine's Day Surprise: Bunny Business
The Valentine's Day Pants Surprise
The Love-Lorn Professor
The Misguided Farmer's Fashion Request
The Chocolate Crush Conundrum
Knock! Knock!
Funny Confession
First Confession Surprise
The Case of the Cosmopolitan Clown
The Astronomical Artist
The Culinary Composer
The Cosmic Conductor
The Crypto Comedian
The Aquatic Accountant
The Extraterrestrial Engineer
Sam's Surprising Symphony
A Lesson in Misunderstandings
The Wise Toddler's Gift
The Clueless Tourist at the Eiffel Tower
Lost in Translation at the Pyramids
Confusion at the Great Wall
The Incredulous Playground Debate
The Mystery of the Miniature Mastermind
The Great Backyard Myth Buster
The Playground Ponderings of Little Einstein
The Tiny Detectives of Candy Cane Lane
The Chronicles of the Cynical Kiddos
The Dental Escape Chronicles
The Forgetful Dad's Daily Groundhog Day
The Halloween Candy Tax Rebellion
An Interview with Granny Smith
Grandpa's Giggle-Worthy History
The Extraordinary Adventures of Aunt Matilda
The Unbelievable Adventures of Captain Grandbeard
The Legendary Tales of Grandma Twinkles
Extraterrestrial Generosity
Tech-Savvy Generosity
Pirate's Parroting Wisdom
Prehistoric Philanthropy
Genie's Wisecrack Wishes
The Minivan Dilemma
A Zoo-tastic Adventure
The Case of the Shapeshifting Dad
The Case of the Kidnapped Conference-Goer
The Great Mall Misadventure
The Unconventional Matchmaker
Time-Traveling Tunes
A Thirsty Toddler's Poetic Pursuit
The Fashionable Fiasco at Grandma's House
The Puzzling Pitfall of Peculiar Polly
Lost in History
Grandpa's Hilarious Football Game Expedition
The Hilarious Shower Surprise
The Potty Predicament
The Confused Granddaughter at the Cinema
Career Aspirations
Zipper Mysteries and Superhero Surprises
The Space Cadet's Discovery
Big Apple Buzz
The Frozen Fortune Fiasco
The Case of the Confused Grandson
The Case of the Forgetful Firefighter
The Misadventures of Detective Danny
The Misadventures of a Clown
The Playful Parental Swap
The Culinary Chronicles of Granny's Surprise
The Unwanted Nickname
Lost in Translation
The Magical Dentist
Virtual Real Estate Mogul
The School Escape Artists
The Unpredictable Wit of My Quirky Teenager
The Accidental Tooth Fairy
A 5th-Grade Insight
The Unconventional Babysitter
The Curious Dad and the Dancing Toaster
The Sweetest Dental Surprise
The Fearless Rafting Adventure
The Pre-Operation Bike Dilemma
The Little Car Connoisseur
A Curious Visit to the Ultrasound Clinic
The Soccer Star's Salad Allergy
The Persistent Tooth Negotiator
Lost at Sea
The Tactical Sibling
The Curious Kindergarten Visit
The Alien Baby
The Unconventional University Admission Saga
The Baa-rber's Surprise
The Quirky Elementary School in Oddsville, Oregon
The Epic Juice Battle
A Misguided Hero's Tale
The Astronaut's Surprising Encounter
The Accordion-Slinging Chef
The Botany Club
The Astronauts
Patriotic Pupils
Out-of-This-World Wisdom
Arrr, Me Hearties!
Cooking up Fun!
The Not-So-Genius Explorer
The Comedy Club Conundrum
The Pizza Parlor Puzzler
The Astronomical Anecdote
The Library Laughter
The Gym Guffaw
The Beach Bungle
The Detective Dilemma
The Supermarket Shenanigans
The Farmyard Frolic
The Space Station Stumper
The New Sub's Locker Dilemma
The Misadventures of Professor Pufferfish
The Tale of Captain Cod
Dr. Dolphinstein's Dilemma
The Lobster's Lament
The Octo-comedian's Quandary
Professor Eel's Electricity Experiment
The Comedy of Classroom Confusion
Dentist's Office
The Hilarious Handicap Lesson
The Punctuation Predicament
From the Czech Republic to the Aussie Underworld
The Misadventures of Professor Speedster
The Forgetful Farmer
The Techno-Matchmaker Professor
School Daze and Noisy Neighbors
The Misadventures of Mr. Johnson
The Talkative Toucan
The Unpredictable Signs of Maturation
The Wandering Librarian
The Musical Misadventures of a College Orchestra
The Transparent Trendsetter
A Reunion at the Zoo
Back to the Hometown Surprise
Bugsville's Dance-Off Extravaganza
The Unexpected Expert
The Misguided Matchmaker
The Elusive Bradley's Perfect Attendance
Lost in Space with Gravity
The Speedy Squirrel's Save Our Trees Tale
A Hilarious History Class
The Alphabet Class Clown
The Slippery Speech at Cooking Class
A Cosmic Career Choice
The Slow-Moving Love Story
The Hasty Hike
The Prophetic Poultry Farmer
The Curious Kindergartner at Kindergarten
The Misguided School Bus Adventure
The Eccentric Crime-Solving School
The Misadventures of Timmy's Misplaced Information
The Talkative Student
The Mischievous Mia
The Unforgettable Geography Exam
The Fruitful Math Mix-Up
Bus Stop Blues
The Clueless Student's Fishy Excuse
The Tale of the Tiny Titan
The Family Fortune Teller
The Misunderstood Magician
The Confounded Cowboy
The Astronomical Adventurer
The Puzzled Pirate
The Sandwich Samurai Showdown
A Fruity Encounter in the Garden of Eden
Giggles Galore
Family-Friendly Jokes
Laughter that Spans Generations, Ages 9 to 99
Penelope Wrenfield
© Penelope Wrenfield 2023
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Table of Contents
Funny Jokes 13
The Short-Haired Solution 13
Womb Wonder 13
Fashion Critique Fiasco 13
The Flabulous Fashionista 14
The Mumbling Household 14
Dinner Delight and Daddy's Dilemma 14
A Toothsome Family Reunion 14
Overanalyzing the Obvious 15
The Living Room Milk Bar 15
Rainy Day Resilience 15
The Weedy Wisdom 16
Magnetic Misunderstanding 16
Highway SOS: The Singing Saga 16
Karen's Mysterious After-School Adventures 17
The Squirrel Standoff 17
Max the Thirsty Camel and Robert's Martial Mishap 17
A Whole Library of Issues 18
The Cautious Parent's Comedy of Errors 18
The Hasty Hang-Up 18
The Bald Spot Dilemma 19
Dad's Double-Decker Cash Caper 19
The Shoe Search Saga 19
The Hide-and-Seek Phone Fiasco 19
The Eavesdropping Audiophile 20
Tornado-Proof Dad 20
Fueling the Family Mix-Up 21
The Hilarious Inheritance Riddle 21
A Case of Mistaken Midnight Mischief 22
Musical Mismatch 22
The Future-Oriented First Date Talk 22
Grandma's Knitting Rink 23
The Young Food Critic 23
The Toddler Technician 23
Sisterly Insights 24
Home Sweet Hilarity 24
Brian's Epic Tupperware Revelations 24
The Great Room Sign Flip-Off 25
The Morning Mayhem 25
The Musical Motorcade 25
The Ultimate Role Reversal 26
The Quirky Currency Connection 26
Bobby's Bubbling Bathtime Blunder 26
The Age Game Showdown 27
The Never-Ending Quest for the Ultimate Condo 27
The Kitchen Catastrophe 27
The Little Funeral Philosopher 28
The Bald Explorer's Misadventure 28
The Great Lakeside Escape 29
The Rainbow Meal Analysis 29
Riddles 30
Holiday Jokes 49
The Valentine's Day Gift Caper 50
Buckle Up, Cowboy 50
Noodleonia's Hilarious Holiday Mashup 50
Pineapple Paradise Luau 50
Promotion Peculiarities 51
Feathered Folly 51
Santa Paws and the Catnip Conspiracy 51
The Hawaiian Shirt Dilemma 52
Timmy's Pricey Wishes 52
Cake Detective in the Making 52
Hovering Indoors 53
Summer Jokes 54
Grandpa, the Sunscreen Superstar! 54
From Claus to Chimney Inspector! 54
Bob's Spooky Dinner Dilemma 54
The Out-of-This-World Revelation at the Martian Astronaut Convention! 54
Grandpa's Claus-tastrophe 54
Picnic Table Arborist 55
Zoo-Tastic Ice Cream Misunderstanding! 55
Hilarious Jokes 56
A Pirate's Proposal 56
The Lucky Hair Incident 56
The Great Mix-Up at the Leprechaun Convention 56
The Green Gaffes Gala 57
The Hilarious Hijinks at the Martian Masquerade 58
The Tropical Tangle-Up in Paradise 58
The Spicy Surprise on St. Paddy's Day 59
A Hopping Good Time 59
The Bewildering Turkey Carving 59
Thanksgiving Tales from Around the Universe 59
The Turkey Travels 60
The Misadventures of Uncle Bob 60
The Hungry Philosopher 60
The Eccentric Family Reunion 60
The Upside-Down Turkey Surprise 60
The Super Bowl of Thanksgiving 60
Food for Thought: A Diet of Laughter 61
A Confused Costume Choice 61
The Enthusiastic Trick-or-Treater 61
The Great Holiday Debate 61
The Generous Ghosts 62
Halloween Costume Confusion 62
The Costume Shop Capers 62
The Purr-fect Makeup Booth 63
The Haunted Hilarity of Halloween Grumps 63
The Wild West Pharmacist 63
A Hilarious Halloween Mix-Up 64
The Trick-or-Treat Mix-Up 64
Trick or Treat Diplomacy 65
The Unchanging Halloween Costume 65
The Bus Driver's Hilarious Halloween Mishap 65
The Halloween Houdini 65
The Outrageously Overdressed Lumberjack 66
The Love-Struck Soldier's Hasty Wedding Adventure 66
The Overworked Astronaut's Valentine's Day 66
The Office Prankster 67
The Extravagant Valentine's Surprise 67
A Valentine's Day Surprise: Bunny Business 67
The Valentine's Day Pants Surprise 68
The Love-Lorn Professor 68
The Misguided Farmer's Fashion Request 68
The Chocolate Crush Conundrum 69
Knock! Knock! 70
Funny Confession 80
First Confession Surprise 80
The Case of the Cosmopolitan Clown 80
The Astronomical Artist 80
The Culinary Composer 81
The Cosmic Conductor 81
The Crypto Comedian 81
The Aquatic Accountant 81
The Extraterrestrial Engineer 82
Sam's Surprising Symphony 82
A Lesson in Misunderstandings 83
The Wise Toddler's Gift 83
The Clueless Tourist at the Eiffel Tower 83
Lost in Translation at the Pyramids 83
Confusion at the Great Wall 84
The Incredulous Playground Debate 84
The Mystery of the Miniature Mastermind 85
The Great Backyard Myth Buster 85
The Playground Ponderings of Little Einstein 85
The Tiny Detectives of Candy Cane Lane 85
The Chronicles of the Cynical Kiddos 86
The Dental Escape Chronicles 86
The Forgetful Dad's Daily Groundhog Day 86
The Halloween Candy Tax Rebellion 86
An Interview with Granny Smith 87
Grandpa's Giggle-Worthy History 87
The Extraordinary Adventures of Aunt Matilda 88
The Unbelievable Adventures of Captain Grandbeard 88
The Legendary Tales of Grandma Twinkles 89
Extraterrestrial Generosity 89
Tech-Savvy Generosity 89
Pirate's Parroting Wisdom 89
Prehistoric Philanthropy 90
Genie's Wisecrack Wishes 90
The Minivan Dilemma 90
A Zoo-tastic Adventure 90
The Case of the Shapeshifting Dad 90
The Case of the Kidnapped Conference-Goer 91
The Great Mall Misadventure 91
The Unconventional Matchmaker 91
Time-Traveling Tunes 91
A Thirsty Toddler's Poetic Pursuit 92
The Fashionable Fiasco at Grandma's House 92
The Puzzling Pitfall of Peculiar Polly 92
Lost in History 92
Grandpa's Hilarious Football Game Expedition 93
The Hilarious Shower Surprise 93
The Potty Predicament 93
The Confused Granddaughter at the Cinema 93
Career Aspirations 93
Zipper Mysteries and Superhero Surprises 94
The Space Cadet's Discovery 94
Big Apple Buzz 94
The Frozen Fortune Fiasco 94
The Case of the Confused Grandson 94
The Case of the Forgetful Firefighter 95
The Misadventures of Detective Danny 95
The Misadventures of a Clown 95
The Playful Parental Swap 95
The Culinary Chronicles of Granny's Surprise 96
The Unwanted Nickname 96
Lost in Translation 96
The Magical Dentist 96
Virtual Real Estate Mogul 97
The School Escape Artists 97
The Unpredictable Wit of My Quirky Teenager 98
The Accidental Tooth Fairy 98
A 5th-Grade Insight 98
The Unconventional Babysitter 98
The Curious Dad and the Dancing Toaster 99
The Sweetest Dental Surprise 99
The Fearless Rafting Adventure 99
The Pre-Operation Bike Dilemma 99
The Little Car Connoisseur 100
A Curious Visit to the Ultrasound Clinic 100
The Soccer Star's Salad Allergy 101
The Persistent Tooth Negotiator 101
Lost at Sea 101
The Tactical Sibling 101
The Curious Kindergarten Visit 102
The Alien Baby 102
The Unconventional University Admission Saga 102
The Baa-rber's Surprise 102
The Quirky Elementary School in Oddsville, Oregon 102
The Epic Juice Battle 103
A Misguided Hero's Tale 103
The Astronaut's Surprising Encounter 104
The Accordion-Slinging Chef 104
The Botany Club 104
The Astronauts 104
Patriotic Pupils 104
Out-of-This-World Wisdom 105
Arrr, Me Hearties! 105
Cooking up Fun! 105
The Not-So-Genius Explorer 105
The Comedy Club Conundrum 106
The Pizza Parlor Puzzler 106
The Astronomical Anecdote 106
The Library Laughter 106
The Gym Guffaw 106
The Beach Bungle 106
The Detective Dilemma 106
The Supermarket Shenanigans 107
The Farmyard Frolic 107
The Space Station Stumper 107
The New Sub's Locker Dilemma 107
The Misadventures of Professor Pufferfish 107
The Tale of Captain Cod 107
Dr. Dolphinstein's Dilemma 107
The Lobster's Lament 108
The Octo-comedian's Quandary 108
Professor Eel's Electricity Experiment 108
The Comedy of Classroom Confusion 108
Dentist's Office 109
The Hilarious Handicap Lesson 109
The Punctuation Predicament 109
From the Czech Republic to the Aussie Underworld 109
The Misadventures of Professor Speedster 110
The Forgetful Farmer 110
The Techno-Matchmaker Professor 110
School Daze and Noisy Neighbors 111
The Misadventures of Mr. Johnson 111
The Talkative Toucan 111
The Unpredictable Signs of Maturation 112
The Wandering Librarian 112
The Musical Misadventures of a College Orchestra 112
The Transparent Trendsetter 113
A Reunion at the Zoo 113
Back to the Hometown Surprise 113
Bugsville's Dance-Off Extravaganza 113
The Unexpected Expert 114
The Misguided Matchmaker 114
The Elusive Bradley's Perfect Attendance 115
Lost in Space with Gravity 115
The Speedy Squirrel's Save Our Trees Tale 115
A Hilarious History Class 116
The Alphabet Class Clown 117
The Slippery Speech at Cooking Class 117
A Cosmic Career Choice 117
The Slow-Moving Love Story 117
The Hasty Hike 117
The Prophetic Poultry Farmer 118
The Curious Kindergartner at Kindergarten 118
The Misguided School Bus Adventure 119
The Eccentric Crime-Solving School 119
The Misadventures of Timmy's Misplaced Information 119
The Talkative Student 120
The Mischievous Mia 120
The Unforgettable Geography Exam 120
The Fruitful Math Mix-Up 121
Bus Stop Blues 121
The Clueless Student's Fishy Excuse 121
The Tale of the Tiny Titan 121
The Family Fortune Teller 122
The Misunderstood Magician 122
The Confounded Cowboy 122
The Astronomical Adventurer 122
The Puzzled Pirate 122
The Sandwich Samurai Showdown 122
A Fruity Encounter in the Garden of Eden 123
Funny Jokes
The Short-Haired Solution
My friend was head over heels in love and decided to introduce his potential bride to his no-nonsense father. However, he was afraid that his father's straightforward nature might lead to brutal honesty, so he invited three other women over as well, keeping his choice a secret.
After the women had all departed, he nervously asked his father, "Dad, can you guess which one I plan to marry?"
His father took a moment, then replied, "The one who ordered the spiciest dish at dinner."
Amazed, my friend said, "You got it right! How did you figure that out?"
His father grinned and said, "Well, son, I know you've always had a taste for the adventurous, and if she can handle that level of spice, she can handle you!"
Womb Wonder
Eight months into my pregnancy, I felt like I was sharing my belly with an acrobat. I turned to my husband and said, "Our baby is practically doing somersaults in there! Maybe they'll grow up to be a circus performer." My husband chuckled and replied, "Well, they've already mastered the art of kicking, so we're off to a good start!"
Fashion Critique Fiasco
As I was driving to a family gathering with my teenage son, I couldn't help but notice his choice of attire, which consisted of a bright Hawaiian shirt and mismatched flip-flops. I chuckled and said, "You sure you want to wear that?" He smirked at me, clearly unimpressed. When we finally reached our destination, my brother-in-law opened the door, took one look at my son, and deadpanned, "Dude, those flip-flops don't match your shirt at all!"
The Flabulous Fashionista
One evening, I was lamenting my questionable fashion choices and ever-expanding wardrobe. Whenever I vented about my style, my four-year-old nephew always had an amusing comment ready.
With a mischievous grin, he quipped, "Auntie, you don't look terrible. You look terrificably fabulous!"
The Mumbling Household
In a small town, I was constantly pestering my family to repeat themselves. Annoyed by my constant requests, I reluctantly visited a renowned specialist to get my hearing checked.
After an extensive battery of tests, the doctor looked at me with a grin and said, "Well, congratulations! Your hearing is nothing short of extraordinary. The real issue here is that you reside with a husband and three teenagers who've turned mumbling into an Olympic sport!"
Dinner Delight and Daddy's Dilemma
A couple decided to host a dinner party with some friends. During the meal, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and asked, "Would you like to say a blessing?" The daughter hesitated, then said, "Sure, Mommy." She closed her eyes and solemnly prayed, "Lord, please grant us the strength to survive Mommy's cooking tonight." Everyone burst into laughter, including the wife, who couldn't help but chuckle.
A Toothsome Family Reunion
In a small dental office, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was set to have her teeth cleaned for the very first time. Her ever-watchful grandmother had accompanied her for moral support. As I welcomed them with a big smile, I seated Kelsey in the chair and, as usual, donned my gloves, goggles, and mask.
About ten minutes into the procedure, Kelsey's little face scrunched up in fear, and she cried out, "I want my mommy!"
I swiftly pulled off my mask, revealing my identity, and with a grin, I said, "I am your mommy."
Kelsey didn't miss a beat. She looked at me, then her grandmother, and with the innocence only a child could muster, she yelled back, "Well, in that case, I want the tooth fairy!"
Overanalyzing the Obvious
My eccentric uncle, known for his quirky habits, had recently taken up gardening. One day, my cousin and I were discussing his newfound hobby. My cousin said, "I wonder why Uncle John suddenly decided to become a gardener. It's so unlike him." I replied, "Maybe he's secretly yearning to become one with nature and reconnect with his roots." My cousin rolled his eyes and sighed, "You and your wild theories! Sometimes things just happen." I chuckled and then asked, "Well, why do you think I come up with these theories?" My cousin laughed and said, "Because you can't resist turning even a simple potted plant into a philosophical masterpiece!"
The Living Room Milk Bar
I was in the kitchen, preparing a sandwich when my three-year-old strolled in with a perplexed expression, observing me intently. Sensing an opportunity for a humorous lesson, I decided to explain the intricacies of meal preparation. "See," I began, "this is how we make a sandwich. First, we take some bread..." My daughter's eyes widened as she interrupted, "Bread? In the kitchen?!"
Rainy Day Resilience
One stormy afternoon, my friend decided to venture out for a jog. As she made her way back home, she slipped on a banana peel that had been carelessly discarded on the sidewalk, and she took a tumble, smacking her head on the ground.
I rushed to call for help, and when the paramedics arrived, they began their routine questions to assess her mental state.
"What's your name?" one paramedic asked.
With a grin, my friend replied, "Well, until a few moments ago, it was Grace."
The Weedy Wisdom
I couldn't distinguish between a pizza and a quiche. So, when I hosted a brunch for my friends, I had no idea which dish to serve. That's when my culinary expert cousin chimed in, "Just serve them all. If something's left, it's quiche."
Magnetic Misunderstanding
In the middle of her kindergarten class, my friend Sarah held up a magnet during a science demonstration and asked, "Can anyone guess what I am? I start with the letter 'M,' and I attract things."
A precocious young girl chimed in, "You must be a marriage counselor!"
Highway SOS: The Singing Saga
One day, my son and I were cruising down the highway when we noticed a peculiar sight in the car next to us. There was a young boy in the backseat, holding up a handwritten sign that said, "Save me!"
Intrigued and concerned, we couldn't help but slow down to check on the situation. As we pulled closer, the boy's sign changed to read, "Seriously, help!"
Now, we were really worried and signaled for the car to pull over. As we approached, the boy held up a new sign, "Don't stop! My dad is trying to sing too!"
We burst into laughter, imagining the chaotic karaoke session happening in that car, and continued our journey, thankful that we weren't subjected to a questionable rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the highway that day.
Karen's Mysterious After-School Adventures
I used to be a stay-at-home parent when my kids were little. One day, I had an unexpected mid-afternoon appointment and asked the kids to leave a note if they went out after school.
My eleven-year-old daughter, Karen, handed me a note that read: "Dear Mom, Claudette is at the youth group. Ernie is busy conquering the road hockey arena. Donna's embarked on a culinary adventure at Wendy's, and I've decided to explore the exotic world of granola bars. Wish me luck!"
The Squirrel Standoff
