Monon Behavior E-Book

Diego Manna

• Herausgeber: Diego Manna
• Kategorie: Lebensstil
• Sprache: Englisch

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2014

Beschreibung

A scientific best-seller that will make you laugh every time you will read it.A funny pseudo-scientific journal in which humour and science are mixed, in the same way in which also english and italian languages are mixed. The result is a very comic sort of "new esperanto".The book is focused on the life of Triest, an italian city near the border with Slovenia, full of particularity like crazy dives, crazy bikers, crazy pissing challenges and crazy "sniffing cats".After this book the scientific method and the academic world will never be the same...What's the impact factor of Monon Behavior? The answer inside the book: "As your request is very interesting, we are developing a study to evaluate our Impact Factor under different conditions. For now we made a rapid test with one copy of Monon Behavior thrown from an altitude of 2 meters. To test the Impact Factor, we put a population of 50 formeegoles on the ground. Under these conditions, our Impact Factor is 20 formeegoles killed and 10 incokalides."

Leseprobe

DIEGO MANNA

MB MONON BEHAVIOR

Diego Manna, “Monon behavior” Impaginazione e layout: libramente [[email protected]] Edizione digitale: libramente [[email protected]] isbn 978-88-96400-00-5 (printed edition) isbn 978-88-96400-26-5 (ePub edition) Tutti i diritti riservati. Riproduzione anche parziale e con qualsiasi mezzo vietata. Edito da BiancaeVolta Edizioni © [email protected]

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MB MONON BEHAVIOR

A magazine for the exchange of news, information and monades between sciementist of the world. Registered TS-Monad No.6106990, Spritz cocal, Triest.www.mononbehavior.altervista.org Mail: [email protected] Monon Behavior is published eight time a year: the approximate publication date are co ne gira, co gavemo voia, co gavemo bale, co xe el quel, in occasion dela quela, doman, faremo, se no farà romolo.

Annual subscriptions

Triestins: a gratis Furlans: 500 euri Europe: 20 euri Others: fè voi You can pagar only with contants. Just put the money in a boosta and send it to us. If you don’t receive your copy in time, it’s a problem that must be resolved. How? We don’t know. Maybe we will make a study about this problem.

Advertisements (publicità, dei)

If you want to insert an advertisement in our magazine you can pay only 50 euri/words. Maybe we will publish it. Advertisements are not accepted from too serious persons or for products that are not totally inutil. Money is always accepted.

Back numbers

Many back numbers from 1998 are still available. Photocopies can be provided also. If you have finished your toilet paper, maybe they can be very useful.

Contributors

The editor welcome original contributions, which may be of any length, but not too long and smarrooning. They must be written with OpenOffice that is a gratis and must be impaginated as we want, so we don’t have to do fadiga to resize and reorganize them. Contributions should be accompanied by photographs, figures and tables where appropriate. Contributions from female authors must be accompanied by photographs and telephone number of the author. The editor reserves the right to alter the material whitout prior consultation se no ghe piasi. The editor reserves the right to use the paper as toilet paper se ghe scampa.

Opinion expressed by contributors are their own and we don’t want longhi.

All riferiments about furlans are only monades and we don’t want ciapar lignade next time we pass the Isonzo.

Cover illustration: A ring-tailed lemur (Lemur catta) trying a clanfa at Barcola, demostrating how this triestin endemism is fastly spreading, having reached even the Madagascar fauna (e allora… muovi!).

Editorial

When I was an alien cultures weren’t opinions [K. Cobain]

We live in time of crisis. All say that the international situation is very longhi, the fuel prices are high, the bank are fallind, the cocals are increasing in number and are becaming very aggressive toward people. The world population grow faster and faster and maybe very soon there will not be resources for everyone. Nuclear disaster are behind the corner, natural cataclysms are everyday on the newspaper and the tocai must change its name. There is more internet and less cabernet, more days than luganighes, more luganighes than cevapceecee and more frico than jota. The Mappets football team have won two matches consecutiv and some player of Udinese are in the national team. All these things are avvising us that the catastrophe is very close, very very close. In the middle of all this chaos, in the middle of all these crisis, in the middle of all these raising problems, there is one thing that is still effervescent and that is a sicurezz that could save our life: the production of monades. One city, in particular, is at the avanguard in the production of monades and for this reason it is always far from any problems: the city of Triest. In Triest people are so full of life and joy and salut that everyone can hope to have a long life, in fact the city has the greatest percentual of old crodigs in Europe. One of the author that contributed to this number of Monon Behavior, Manna Diego, svilupp some studies about triestin cultural endemisms, like the clanfa, the beautiful dialect, the use of the bicycle and the pissing challenges from Molo Audace. We hope that thanks to these studies the population of the world would impar how to live in the triestin way. Reading Manna’s works, we have imparated one ideology typical of triestin culture that we will surely applicate to our life: the viva là e pò bon methodology, so eradicated in the triestin’s culture that it is even a song. Songs are very important for triestins, and in this number we will found many citation of triestin’s songs with many many important lessons of life, like the cavalla zelante and the torero manolito. We would like to introduce you more about the articles of this month, but we prefer that you read it by yourself because we have altr de far. Enjoy Monon Behavior!