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A collection of moving, witty and passionate poems about love, loss and landscape, about men and women struggling to find meaning in a land reeling from urbanisation. Here too are beautifully crafted homages to Donne, Arnold, Clare, Betjeman and many more.
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With gratitude to John Betjeman, Robert Burns, Stevie Smith, John Clare, Matthew Arnold, John Donne, Philip Larkin and Robert Frost.
The Plumbing
Nothing To Give
Beckettian
I Might Have Been A Hippie If
Dorothic
Around The Time
Wrong End
Shakespearian
Land
The Rival’s Rhyme
Inverse
Transport
The Delivery Of Spring
The Reprieve
My Love Is Like
The Engaging Of Professionals
It Will Not Be Long
The Third Of Us
There Is An Absence
The Train I Am Not Travelling On
Recessional
Burns Run Dry
My Once Fond Love
Not Drowning But Waving
The Case Of John Clare
The Beach At Dover
The Light In Winter (Nocturne On Lucy’s Day)
Philippic
The Taken Road
In A Surrey Parish
The Old Tunes
Unmade Roads
Immanence
Unspiration
Report
Not Long For Here
The Church At Cwmyoy: Four Views
Fall Back
Town In A
Elsewhere
The Taking Down
The Plumbing
Charles the consultant, specialising in the diseases of the seriously wealthy,
Sees something untoward to do with the circulation,
A new resistance in the always complicated but hitherto healthy
System of arterial retrieval and distribution
Down in the dark and difficult gaps and barely get-attable junctures.
The cruel bathroom mirror returns his metaphysical pain,
Observes him consider analogies derived from the lumber puncture,
Then sees him relate to the basin water slowly circling the drain.
Barry, professor of pipes and pressure, Barry, physician of flux,
Pulls the air through clenching teeth as professional plumbers are said to,
Gives his candid prognosis - six more months or one year max,
Reckons the short-term solution lies in the blockages being bled,
Calculates a replacement will see the plump consultant out -
Incontinence’s consequences claiming us all at the last -
Eyes him and sizes him and knows too well to doubt
The reassuringly weak physique of the spreading middle class.
Nothing To Give
Your very stiff - some would say phallic -
Tall white invite in its gold
Surround stands, proud of itself,
With its multi-barrelled Italic
Statement of happiness foretold,
On what I call my mantleshelf,
Disdainfully eyeing the stale
Circulars and overripe bills.
It never expected to slum it
In quite such beyond-the-pale
Company as this. But still,
Now that it’s come, it
Gives, with its martial erectness,
That certain sense of rank
Which overdrafts somehow lack,
That straightening of the back
And appetite for correctness
One gets when one finds a tank
Parked on one’s so-called patio.
I’m delighted for your daughter
And of course for the son of the Hon
God-what-a-mouthful D.S.O. -
Much more appropriate than
The overseas hospital porter
Which did seem quite a phase.
Considering the family schism
Which left your lot as lords
And mine as drunks and frauds
With sundry other isms,
I’m actually quite amazed
To find I’m an invitee,
And can only conclude
That either, since you’re lumbered
With the fuss of a marquee,
And band, and flowers, and food,
You’re worried at being outnumbered
By strangers from the spear-side,
And are enlisting lapsed relations
As a general musters horse,
And are trawling pretty wide,
While hoping no confrontations
Will occur with the imminent in-laws;
Or else you are finally indulging
In a pleasure you’ve been saving,
Which is merely to instil
In me an awkwardly bulging
Social and material craving
Which I will never fulfill.
To stitch that kind of itch
Into a blood-linked adversary
In the guise of open-handedness
Is the brand of guilefulness
Much favoured by the very very
Well endowed and workless rich
Who tend to fill their idleness
With quite illusory tasks
Like ordering four plum cummerbunds
Or phoning the club to ask
How one gets one’s gun
On the night sleeper to Inverness;
Whose free money falls like leaves
And blows in under the doors
And, even in a receding
Economy, comes in sheaves,
Having produced yet more
By being self-reseeding.
Where were we? Ah yes, the wedding;
The Church of St. Mary the Virgin.
The place will be Englishly musty
And the bridesmaids distractingly busty
And some smart neighbour’s boy emerging
As front runner in the bedding
Stakes. There’ll be the mad aunt
And the thin one, flat as the brass
Of the much-rubbed Duchess of Thing;
The dowager with her two-chair arse,
The choir, who can really sing,
The congregation, who can’t,
And goodness and wholeness and piety
And that virtue where love meets duty
Will fall on your blameless child,
And the cream of local society
Will see real, if fleeting beauty
As she makes her way down the aisle.
But then there’ll be the reception
And that brother of yours in horses -
A quite unbelievable nincompoop
In a quite unbelievable income group;
And a boy who seems to own Epsom
And frightening old men from the forces.
The colossal party-patterned
Storm clouds of marriage gather.
It’s not just this dose of Iagos,
Nor the ascendancy of Saturn
Which would stop me accepting, but rather
The question of whether the car goes.
I can stand, I can listen and look,
And pretend I’m not inwardly fighting
The sheer weight of elders-and-betters
Than this would-be man of letters
Who believes that the only good book
Is the one he is still not writing,
And is therefore shamefully squandering
Such gifts as he did inherit
Of the immaterial type
Through his sad compulsion to snipe
And his very ungenerous pondering
Of this one’s or that one’s merit.
What’s this in the card? It’s another,
With the name and address of a store
With a list of consumer durables.
This bears the stamp of her mother
Whose shopping was always incurable
And whose family motto was “More.”
It’s a glorified hat going round
For gifts that won’t even surprise.
I remind myself to remember
How self-acceptance dies
In other family members’