Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. E-Book

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• Herausgeber: Kitabu
• Kategorie: Gesellschafts- und Liebesromane
• Sprache: Englisch
• Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2012

Beschreibung

Have fun with a collection of more than 1000 Chuck Norris' facts. Volume 1

Leseprobe

CHUCK NORRIS COUNTED TO INFINITY - TWICE.

ISBN 978-88-67440-91-7

Series: RADICI

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If you feel like you're having a bad day, just think about all the poor souls Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked.

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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris has the largest economy in the world; and by economy, I mean penis.

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Chuck Norris had sex with a Mack truck once, the result was Optimus Prime.

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Captain Planet doesn't enjoy having a mullet, it's just that Chuck Norris has threatened to kill him should he ever try to change his hair style.

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One must promptly recognize Chuck Norris... always. One time, my buddy said, "Is that Chuck N-", and his head exploded.

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Chuck Norris commits suicide on Friday evenings just to spice up the weekends.

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Chuck Norris couldn't strangle you, but he'd sure as hell decapitate you.

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When Chuck Norris takes a leak, a rainbow appears.

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Chuck Norris' belly button is an "inny". Inside Chuck's belly button is an alternate universe where thousands of Chuck Norriseseseses are training to get their buddies out of a Viet-Cong P.O.W. camp.

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Sperm count for a normal human male ranges from 20-150 million. Chuck Norris' sperm count is only one, but it's two feet long, and wants out NOW.

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Even Chuck Norris has a sense of humour. Nobody dares to test it, though.