Smuggler E-Book

Richard Stratton

• Herausgeber: Allen & Unwin
• Kategorie: Sachliteratur, Reportagen, Biografien
• Sprache: Englisch

Seitenzahl: 534

Veröffentlichungsjahr: 2017

Beschreibung

Richard Stratton was the unlikeliest of kingpins. A clean-cut college boy who entered outlaw culture on a university trip to Mexico, he saw his search for a joint morph into a thrill-filled dope run smuggling two kilos across the border in his car door. He never looked back. Stratton became a member of the hippie mafia, travelling the world to keep America high, living the underground life while embracing the hippie credo, rejecting hard drugs in favour of marijuana and hashish. With cameos by Whitey Bulger and Norman Mailer, Smuggler tells Stratton's adventure while centring on his last years in the business as he travels from New York to Lebanon's Bekaa Valley to source and smuggle high-grade hash in the midst of civil war, from the Caribbean to the backwoods of Maine and from the Chelsea Hotel to the Plaza. As Stratton's fortunes rise and fall, he's pursued all the while by his nemesis, a philosophical DEA agent who respects him for his good business practices.

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First published in Great Britain by Allen & Unwin in 2017

First published in the United States as Smuggler’s Blues in 2016 by Arcade Books, a division of Skyhorse, Inc.

Copyright © Richard Stratton 2016

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A smuggler works from inclination, from passion. He is on the one side an artist. He risks everything, runs terrible dangers; he is cunning, invents dodges and gets out of scrapes, and sometimes acts with a sort of inspiration. It is a passion as strong as gambling.

—Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The House of the Dead

CONTENTS

Author’s Note

1 • Northern Exposure

2 • The Good Samaritan

3 • Fool’s Paradise

4 • Top of the World

5 • General Marijuana

6 • Don’t Mess with Texas

7 • Flower of Bekaa

8 • City of Death

9 • A Date with Ten Million Dates

10 • Doctor Lowell, I Presume

11 • Money Changes Everything

12 • Better than Sex

13 • Island Universe

14 • End Game

Epilogue: In Custody

AUTHOR’S NOTE

Smuggler is based on my fifteen-year career as a player in the so-called hippie mafia, importing and distributing marijuana and hashish. Some of the names, locations, and the timeline of events have been altered to protect the identities of those who were never captured and may still be active in the marijuana underground.

This book is dedicated to those unjustly tried, convicted, and sentenced to prison for trafficking in a God-given plant. Free the prisoners of the War on Plants.

1

NORTHERN EXPOSURE

Phillips, Maine, April 1980

DAWN COMES EARLY this time of year. Particularly up here in the North Country. It’s four in the morning. Bright stars still visible in deep velvet skies tinged crimson along the eastern horizon. Red sky in morning, smugglers take warning.

The GMC dually rumbles into motion down the gravel driveway. I love this truck; with the plush, roomy crew cab, it’s like driving along the road in your living room. I always buy American, patriot that I am, and my motto is: When in doubt, buy a truck. Hit the play button on the stereo. Neil Young’s “Powderfinger”: Look out, Mama, there’s a white boat comin’ up the river blasts from six speakers. I substitute my own lyrics: Look out, Mama, there’s a big bird comin’ up the river . . .

Or maybe not. You never know how real anything is in this business. Be prepared, that’s the Boy Scout motto. Not that I was ever a Boy Scout; got kicked out of Cub Scouts. The pack leader was a pervert, and I called him on it. None of the adults believed me. Still, my Yankee WASP work ethic, drilled into me by my maternal grandmother, Ethel Lowell Burnham—Ba Ba, we called her—demands that I do my job to the utmost of my ability even if everyone around me is fucking up. “Anything worth doing,” Ba Ba would tell me, “is worth doing right.” And she was always right, lived long enough to know.

It’s a short drive from the farm down Wheeler Hill and along Toothaker Pond Road to the river. My big white Alsatian shepherd, Karamazov, doesn’t like rock music as much as I do. He sticks his head out the window and lets the soft spring air fold back his ears. I need the music loud. Most people in this part of the world are still asleep and I’ve already taken a couple of hits off the oily, resin-soaked roach I left in the ashtray on the kitchen table back at the farm. To say I’m high and nervous doesn’t come close to describing how I feel. I’m plagued by fear. Terrified. Freaked-the-fuck-out. Just the way I like it.

Not simply fear of arrest, though that is always with me. Not fear of failure, either. No, it is a deep-seated dread that everything they have always said about me is true: You’re a bad kid, Rickie Stratton. A troublemaker. A juvenile delinquent. You may even be a sociopath. And that shit you smoke, that music you listen to, is only going to make you worse. They being the Authorities: adults, teachers, principals, probation officers, cops, judges, and shrinks. Lawyers. My big fear is that I am proving them right. I am a failure at everything except crime. The only way I know to soothe this runaway fear is to keep assuring myself they are wrong and what I am doing is right.

My ground crew is bivouacked at the lodge, set on a low hill beside the trout pond a stone’s throw from the river. Who would have expected that a place like this exists only a few miles down the road from the horse farm I own with the novelist Norman Mailer? Yes, that Mailer. The enfant terrible of American literature. Who lately has been calling himself Aquarius. One could argue it’s all his fault. When I read his work in college, I sensed he was writing about me. Mailer bought the farm with Channing Godfried, a former Kennedy speechwriter and whiz kid who quit the Johnson administration over the Vietnam War. That was ten years ago. They paid twenty grand for the house, ramshackle barn, and 160 acres of land on the side of a rocky hill with a view of Mount Blue across the valley. I was living in Provincetown, Massachusetts, with Anaïs, my wife, renovating a home, waiting for a load. There I met and became friends with Mailer. He heard I had access to good weed. Mailer and Godfried hired me to fix up the farm. When I began to make serious money, I bought them out.

My mouth is cotton dry from nerves and reefer. There is a spring beside the private road that leads into the lodge. I stop the dually. Karamazov and I get out. He laps up the water with his long pink tongue, and I fill a jug, take several cool swallows to soothe my throat and drown the butterflies in my belly. This is the best water I have ever tasted, gurgling up from deep in the ground, fresh, clean, full of minerals, and uncontaminated by human technology. It’s Mother Earth offering up her vital liquid to wash clean the stain of civilization.

The lodge was vacant and run down when we took it over. A relative by marriage, fellow scammer—I call him by his nickname, Jonathan Livingston Seagull—a pilot, discovered this place while out trail-riding on a motorcycle. He came back to the farm and said, “You’ll never guess what I found down by the river.” Local lore has it that the lodge and airstrip were built back in the 1940s by John Fox, a self-made millionaire from South Boston, former owner of the long defunct Boston Post newspaper. Fox was a friend and business partner of Joseph P. Kennedy, father of JFK. Gloria Swanson supposedly stayed at the lodge occasionally while she was having her affair with Joe Kennedy. At one point Fox owned 7,000 acres of land in this valley. He carved out the mile-long airstrip in the woods beside the river so he could fly up from Boston on weekends. Across the river he built a fourteen-room lodge on a spring-fed pond he stocked with trout. When we discovered the place, it was owned by a shady New Jersey developer who had fallen on hard times and wanted to sell. My partners and I bought the property in the name of a company that is wholly owned by a shell offshore corporation. Amascontee Lodge and Flying Club we call it, named after the Native American tribe that hunted these woods before the white man came.

I suffer from agoramania—an uncontrollable urge to acquire real estate. Property. Land. Homes. Buildings. As if anyone can really own any part of God’s creation. We lease it at best. But it gives me some assurance that I actually exist. I bought a 6,000-acre ranch in the Texas Hill Country where I stride around the boundary like James Dean in Giant and lie to myself: This is mine. Knowing it was all paid for with black market money, knowing the IRS is already hot on my trail, poised to take it all away. It’s a fool’s paradise I live in, but I tell myself it beats a life of quiet desperation.

The ground crew for this operation consists of two ex-Marines, Vietnam vets. Father Flaherty, who looks like a priest, got his nickname while driving a motor home we bought from a Texas outfit known as Global Evangelism Television. We left the logo—a picture of a camera and a cross—painted on the outside of the motor home and posed as evangelists while transporting loads of reefer up from the ranch in Texas. Father Flaherty’s partner has been working with me for years. I call him JD or Jimmy D. He’s as loyal as Karamazov but with some strictly human habits that are in evidence as I walk into the front room of the lodge: empty bottles of tequila, beer bottles, a Ziploc bag of weed, roaches, and cigarette butts. JD got smashed in the mouth with a rifle butt during a fight with a fellow Marine and has never bothered to have his front teeth replaced. He’s passed out on the sofa, though there are plenty of bedrooms upstairs. Karamazov pads over and nuzzles him with his wet snout.

“Rise and shine,” I say when JD rolls over and looks up. He grunts in response.

Jimmy D and Father Flaherty have enlisted a couple of rookie helpers. One is a local guy, a carpenter who did much of the finish work up at the farm and has been renovating the lodge—call him Mild Bill. He’s quiet, bearded, looks like Abraham Lincoln. The other guy is JD’s old lady’s brother, nicknamed Dangerous Dan, who’s been in and out of jail a few times but is known to hold his mud. The fifth wheel is Cal, a big, laid-back dude from San Diego who came with the scam. He works for a rich neophyte dope dealer out of Kansas City who is attempting his first importation—five tons of primo Colombian gold reefer.

The men load into two big Ryder box trucks. We caravan across the bridge and along the road beside the town dump to the airstrip. Father Flaherty has set up a VHF-AM ground-to-air radio in the log cabin beside the runway. The trucks park midfield beside the wind sock—hanging limp in the early morning lull. JD and I get out and walk the length of the field. Karamazov bounds along beside us, or he takes off into the woods in pursuit of deer.

“It’s soft,” I say as my boots sink into the sod. “Way soft. I don’t know about this.” Jimmy D grunts in response, flicks the butt of a Camel into the wet grass. He has never had much faith in the reality of this trip.

The strip is situated beside a long bend in the river, which makes it easy to spot from the air, and is positioned to take advantage of prevailing winds. But it’s mushy after the winter thaw and spring rains. We’ve been using a single-engine Cessna to smuggle small loads of weed and hash to our northern neighbors. The Canadian border is only fifty miles away by air. We can deliver a three- or four-hundred-pound load into Quebec, drop it off, and be back with a bag full of money in a couple of hours and on one tank of fuel. On any given day, I might make ten grand before lunch. Not bad work if you can get the merchandise. That’s always the problem in this business: merchandise; supply, also known as product. America consumes upwards of ten tons of weed a day. Canada smokes another two tons of pot a day and at least half a ton of hash. It’s an importer’s bonanza. With a five-thousand-foot airstrip in a state that has a long coastline pocketed with deepwater coves and a sparsely populated foreign border, we are well situated in a smuggler’s paradise. During Prohibition rumrunners made use of these same routes and methods. I have an air freight catch at Logan Airport in Boston, known in the trade as a patch, where we smuggle in regular shipments of high-quality hashish from Lebanon. At the ranch in Texas, we land planeloads of Mexican and Jamaican reefer, ship it back east in motor homes and horse trailers for distribution in New York, Boston, Toronto, and Montreal. Meanwhile my partners and I are putting together a mega-load of hash, the mother lode that will make us all seriously wealthy.

The past few weeks have been one of those insane periods in the business. It’s either feast or famine. At times we may be sitting around for months on end waiting to bring in a load that never materializes, or three trips happen at once. We sometimes subcontract loads for scammers who need our services. A smuggler named Jimmy Chagra, a heavyweight Lebanese American out of El Paso, Texas, has a Panamanian freighter loaded with thirty tons of Colombian pot off the Maine coast. Chagra’s off-load fell apart after the ship had already set sail. For the past ten days, I’ve been organizing lobstermen and fishing boats, lining up tractor trailers and drivers, renting stash houses, hiring people to sit on the load. For this Chagra has agreed to pay me a fee of five dollars per pound.

Before the offload goes down, I get a visit from a pilot I call by his radio handle: Yogi Bear. He shows up at the farm with the Kansas City Kid, a gentle, good-looking greenhorn dope dealer in his twenties feeling the first flush of free money. Yogi looks like his nickname. He’s big and burly, with a potbelly, a beard, and bushy black hair. These guys claim they have a plane, a DC-6 they bought in Kansas. The reefer is somewhere on the Guajira Peninsula in Colombia. Yogi Bear is going to fly the weed in using the DC-6. What they don’t have is a place to land the load.

It’s hard to tell how serious this trip is at the time of their visit. These guys are party animals. Yogi is a good pilot, but smuggling is a sideline. He’s a gadget freak who runs a successful business setting up live video feeds for high-profile events. He informs me the trip has to happen quickly as he’s preparing to shoot some big beauty contest in Atlanta—maybe even the Miss America pageant—so he only has a small “window of opportunity” in which to make this happen. I get the feeling Yogi may be trying to move the Kansas City Kid for some down-payment money.

We ride down in my four-wheel-drive pickup to take a look at the strip. Yogi doesn’t even get out of the truck. After we drive the length of the field, clock it at just over a mile, he pronounces it “perfect.” I warn him that even though there is a deep gravel base under the sod surface, and drainage into the river is adequate, the field can be soft this time of year. We’ve never landed anything close to the size and weight of a DC-6 carrying 10,000 pounds of weed and who knows how much fuel on this field.

Yogi says, “Don’t worry about it. We’ll be fine.” The kid from Kansas City wants to know if I can supply a ground crew and trucks to deliver the weed to his distributors in Chicago.

“Sure,” I say, “for a fee.” We work out the deal over shots of tequila, joints, and lines of coke. Kansas City gives me fifty grand in cash, tells me his man, Cal, will show up in a week or so with more money and a timetable. We party into the wee hours; they split the next day. I hear nothing from them for a week. Meanwhile, I’m meeting with Chagra’s people to facilitate the offload. I’ve almost forgotten about Yogi and his pal when I get a call from Kansas City. I make the fifteen-minute drive from the farm to the nearest pay phone and call back.

“My man is checked into room 122 at the Holiday Inn in Augusta,” Kansas City tells me. In his room at the hotel, Cal has got more money and a brand-new ground-to-air radio he has no idea how to operate. He tells me Yogi is supposedly in Santa Marta, but no one has heard from him in a few days. There is some concern he may have split with the money he was supposed to give the Colombians for the pot. This whole scheme seems harebrained to me, but I’m committed. Besides, this is what turns me on—a new adventure. I call in JD and Father Flaherty, who were staying on the coast helping set up the offload. Father Flaherty figures out how to operate the radio. We hire the rest of the ground crew, rent trucks, and wait.

Now it’s on. Or not. No one seems to know for sure. Communication with Colombia has been sketchy. Yogi is either in the Guajira with the load ready to go or he is MIA with the money. We have been preoccupied with the Panamanian freighter off-load, which I know for certain is happening. Big Cal, who has been staying at the Holiday Inn in Augusta, drives over to the farm and tells me the DC-6 left Colombia and will be here at dawn—at least, that is what he heard from his friend in Kansas City.

There are parts of the field where the gravel has been exposed that feel pretty solid. If Yogi follows the river and comes in low over the trees, near the east end of the field, and drops in tight, he should be all right. And he’ll be light going out, so that shouldn’t be a problem. Father Flaherty is monitoring the radio. Everyone is tense.

As the sun breaks in the east, low clouds scud in over the mountains. The wind is light, right down the runaway. To the north, a darker mass of clouds looks ominous. There is an undercurrent of feeling this whole thing may be a fool’s errand. JD is convinced Yogi Bear scammed the Kansas City Kid and in a couple of hours we’ll drive out of here empty and pissed.

“Hey, jefe!” Father Flaherty shouts and comes running from the log cabin. “We have radio contact!”

“Karamazov!” I call to the dog, and we lope down the field to the cabin. The last thing I want is for him to get hit by an airplane.

“This is Yogi Bear to Groundhog. Do you read me, Groundhog?”

“This is Groundhog. We read you loud and clear, Yogi,” Father Flaherty speaks into the transmitter. He looks up at me and grins.

Over the crackle of static, Yogi says, “Can you see your shadow?”

Father Flaherty gives me a puzzled look. “What the fuck does that mean?”

Even before I can answer, I hear the distant drone of four powerful Pratt & Whitney engines becoming louder by the second. Now we are all skittish with the excitement that comes from imminent danger. We run out to the strip. I tell the drivers to start their engines. After a moment, before we can see the plane, the roar of the engines is impossibly loud. The trees seem to shake and the hills vibrate with noise. The air is dense with sound—a sound foreign to these parts—as the monstrous machine descends rapidly into this peaceful valley. In my mind I see farmers and woodsmen all over Franklin County waking up and wondering if it’s time to head to the air raid shelters. The Russians are coming. . . . But there is no time to think, no time to imagine what the locals might be thinking, for there is the plane coming in loud, coming in huge and hot, landing like a giant, fat-winged locust chewing up the scenery. I suddenly realize how foolish, how insane it is to have attempted to bring a 50,000-pound behemoth with a 10,000-pound payload to earth on this patchy sod-and-gravel field.

Yogi Bear is an expert STOL—Short Take Off and Landing—pilot. But he’s either asleep at the yoke or the strip comes up too fast for him because he overshoots the end of the runway, drops hard, touches down too far into the field. I’m afraid he’s going to crash into the trees at the far end of the strip. The rear wheels hit ground, the nose levers forward and the front gear digs into the sod like the blade of a plow. Grass and mud sprout in ribbons, clogging the gear, causing the plane to buck then dive and belly flop with a screeching metallic wail heard over the scream of reversing engines.

Yogi kills the engines as propeller blades hit the ground and fling grass and dirt in the air like shit hitting the fan. The plane is skidding now, burrowing its nose along the ground like a dog sniffing for scent. The rear gear folds under, the plane is wheel-less, landing more like a seaplane. I catch a quick glimpse of Yogi in the cockpit as the plane slides by. He appears remarkably composed, working the controls, trying to slow the plane before it hits the trees. We watch dumbfounded, helpless, fascinated. One wing tip strikes ground, the plane twists on its axis, does an about-face, slides, slides closer to the end of the runway and the riverbank. Now I’m afraid it’s going to slip into the river. Or burst into flames. The shriek of the metal on gravel is like the cry of a wounded beast. The other wing tip smacks into a tree and topples it like the fell swoop of an axe.

Then—silence. The six is lying at the tree line, its tail teetering on the river’s edge, looking like nothing so much as a giant bird of prey shot from the sky. I hear the rapid patter of footfalls and look over to see the two rookie helpers running off into the woods.

“Whoa! Where the fuck’re you goin’?” JD shouts. “Let’s get this bird unloaded!”

The cockpit door pops open. Yogi Bear, dressed for the occasion in a khaki jumpsuit and safari vest, hops out, followed by his terrified Colombian copilot. “I hurt my knee,” Yogi says, limping over to me. “Get me out of here. I’ve got an appointment in Atlanta.”

“What am I supposed to do with that?” I ask, indicating the crashed plane.

Yogi shrugs, cracks a smile, and says, “Turn it into a disco.”

2

THE GOOD SAMARITAN

THE NEAREST COP shop is half an hour away from our tranquil valley. In less than twenty minutes, we have five tons of reefer in the trucks and on the road. The plane is clean, no residue of controlled substances, no seeds or shake, no paperwork to connect it to anyone except the phony Bermuda corporation to which it is registered. No evidence of a crime per se. Just a big, abandoned machine, a relic of the War on Plants, it will recline at the end of the strip for some time, though never open as a disco. Yogi and his Colombian copilot get soused in the bar at the airport in Portland before boarding a flight to Boston, then on to Atlanta.

After that, the freighter off-load, if not exactly anticlimactic, is more like a precise military—or naval—operation. The weather is our only obstacle. Fishing boats rendezvous with the mother ship off the coast in high winds and rough seas. Loaded tractor trailers head down the interstate toward Boston, New York, and points west in sleet and freezing rain. The second day into the off-load, I’m driving around overseeing the inventory, weighing, marking, and transshipping hundreds of bales of compressed Colombian pot. I have a half ton stashed waiting to go to my friends in Canada. It looks like a good 15 to 20 percent of the load is no good, soaked in diesel fuel and bilge water. The Colombians will demand to see it, but that is not my problem—except where to store it. My immediate problem is getting the rest of the load on the road, headed out of the state, and then getting paid.

A late-season Nor’easter leaves a few inches of fresh snow on the ground in the high country. I hook up with a coke dealer I call Fearless Fred Barnswallow. Breaking one of my cardinal rules—never trust a coke fiend—and against my better judgment, I have enlisted Barnswallow to help line up stash houses for some of the load. It isn’t only that cokeheads are unreliable; people who deal and use a lot of coke attract weird, often negative energy. It’s the devil’s candy, true, but I have a soft spot for Fearless Fred. I feel partly responsible for the latest coke binge he’s been on since he met Maria, my Colombian former girlfriend over Halloween in Aspen, Colorado. I suspect she has been supplying him with kilos of blow. I hope that making a few honest bucks in a crooked sort of way will enable Fred to pay off his coke bill with the Colombians, leave the nose powder alone, and get back to doing what made him rich in the first place—helping me move weed into Canada.

Fred has a plane, a single-engine Beechcraft, and a hangar he leases at a municipal airport that has a 4,000-foot paved runway. He lives in a hilltop log cabin mansion he shares with two or three gofers, his pilot and communications expert, a couple of strippers, and Bear, his German shepherd. The Barnswallow’s roost is party central. I try to spend as little time as possible at Fred’s because I’m certain he must have picked up local Heat. He’s got an attic full of pot plants under grow lights. Lately he’s become obsessed with weapons. He’s got an Uzi, a Mini-14, two or three handguns. Yet any kind of violence is totally alien to his character. He’s a gentle soul with a generous nature. He’s supporting half the little town he lives in—including, he tells me, a corrupt cop.

This morning, his place smells like a morgue: a cold chemical smell I’m certain comes from smoking cocaine base. Fred denies it up and down, but his looks betray him. His skin is pasty and sallow; his eyes are sunk deep in his head and have dark circles around them like a raccoon’s. His long black hair is lank and oily. He reminds me of Keith Richards without the talent. I drag him down to a local diner and get him to eat some breakfast. The way he wolfs down the food tells me it’s the first real meal he’s had in days. It’s impossible for me to dislike this guy—but at the same time I don’t trust him. Not that he’s dishonest; he would never cheat me or anyone else. But he’s weak. He’s a casualty of the drug war. I want to clean him up, lock him in a room for two weeks in some kind of forced rehab. But right now I need him and his people to hold some of the tons of weed I’ve got floating around the state.

“You should meet this guy,” Fred tells me.

“What guy?”

“My friend, Arnold . . . the cop.”

“I don’t want to meet any cops,” I tell him. “I don’t want to meet anyone.”

“He’s cool,” Freddy says. “I bought a gun from him last week.”

“Great. Whatever you do, don’t tell him about any of this.”

“Where’s all this weed coming from, anyway?”

“Colombia,” I say. Fred’s on a need-to-know basis.

After looking at a couple of places and making arrangements with the people who live there, we are in my four-wheel-drive truck with a camper cap on the bed, heading up the steep hill back to Fred’s home when we see a sedan that has slid off the road and is stuck in a ditch. I pull over, Fred and I get out and look over the situation. I offer to pull the guy out with my truck. We attach a towrope, get him back on the road; he thanks us, we shake hands and—the man gazes at me curiously with his clear blue eyes. There is a glimmer of recognition that unnerves me. He’s clean cut, with short, light-brown hair, and he’s wearing a tan windbreaker. He looks like a college football coach. Do I know this guy? Does he know me?

“You ever see that guy before?” I ask Barnswallow when we pull up at his house.

“Uh uh,” Fred says. “You comin’ in? Some girls’re comin’ by later.”

“I can’t, man. Too much to do . . . Listen, Freddy. Put the pipe away. Clean your shit up. Take care of yourself.”

“Yeah. I will.”

“You can make a lot of money. How much do you owe the Colombians?”

He gives a start. “Huh?” Like I’m not supposed to know.

“Maria’s people. What’s your tab?”

“I don’t know . . . fifty . . . sixty grand.”

“You can put that together in a week. But not if you’re sitting in your room sucking on the devil’s dick.”

Fred nods, brushes his hair back from his eyes. “Thanks, man. I hear ya.”

He gets out. I watch him shamble toward his home. He’s got terrible posture. He wears black canvas high-top sneakers even in the dead of a Maine winter. Bear, his big black-and-tan shepherd, comes up, wagging his tail, happy to see his master. It’s comforting how our dogs love us no matter how fucked-up we may be.

Over the next couple of days I sleep no more than a few hours a night in different hotels and motels as I finish dispersing the load. The spoiled bales are stashed in an old barn, waiting for the Colombians to come inspect them. Some friends from San Francisco trade me their brand-new white Oldsmobile Toronado in exchange for my four-wheel-drive pickup. They remove the cap, buy a camper, attach it to the truck, fill it with bales of pot, and head back to the West Coast.

With the load almost entirely gone, I’m ready to chill for a few days. It’s been an exhausting two weeks but I’ve made a lot of money—if I can collect it, never a sure thing in this line of work. As I get closer to the farm, I become increasingly paranoid. Something doesn’t feel right. It’s nothing I can identify, but when you’ve been in the business a while, you learn to pay attention to your gut. I worry someone might have spotted the Toronado with California plates somewhere it shouldn’t have been, and that I might draw Heat to my home. There is already enough fallout around the farm and the lodge from the busted-up DC-6 lying at the end of the airstrip. People know who owns the lodge and airstrip even if there is no way to tie it to me. I’m seeing agents lurking in the shadows. So I decide to spend the night at a motel in Farmington, the nearest town of any size to the farm.

Oh, anonymous me. I get the best rest when no one knows where I am. And no place is too shabby for me to hang my hat. I like a Red Roof Inn or a Super 8 when I’m in the middle of a trip. The lower budget the motel, the better. Park the car around back away from the main road. Check in under an alias and blend in with the rest of the traveling salesmen. The room smells of disinfectant, damp, cheap carpet, and plastic wall covering. The windows don’t open. I make no calls from the room. I’ve got a sack full of quarters for the pay phone, a paperback book about Meyer Lansky, some personal stash, and an overnight bag. Nothing to connect me to any of the frantic importation and distribution of enough weed to satisfy North America’s enormous demand for a few days except a few scraps of paper with my coded phone numbers and financial records.

I delude myself that this is how I prefer to live—solo. There is no one checking up on me, no one to answer to except myself. My wife, Anaïs, left me a year ago. We’re still on pretty good terms, but she grew tired of the smuggler’s life. She lives in Toronto and still works with our group laundering money. I don’t need to call anyone and explain where I am or what I’m doing. I’m an outlaw. I live by a set of values and morals that are unique to my chosen calling. Together with my far-flung network of smugglers and dealers, we provide a quality product for a reasonable price. Nobody dies from smoking the shit. We don’t steal or extort money from neighborhood shopkeepers. No, and we don’t kill or maim people who don’t pay their bill. We simply stop doing business with them. We don’t smuggle or deal heroin or cocaine. Or do we?

Now I know why I’m feeling threatened. Fearless Fred. Maria and the Colombians. The Lebanese. Jimmy Chagra and the organized crime people I work with in Boston and New York. These people have no such scruples. I’m a hypocrite if I pretend I am not complicit in whatever they do. That is the nature of the underground. This fear comes bubbling up from the knowledge that I am violating my own principles. I feel vulnerable. So I drown my shame in a bottle of red wine and pass out watching TV.

Early the next morning, I am up smoking my morning joint and compiling my list of things to do. I go for coffee and to use the pay phones at a restaurant up the road from the motel. I am well known in the area, especially to local law enforcement. The sheriff sometimes hangs out at my farm, drinking, playing poker, singing I shot the sheriff, but I didn’t shoot no deputy after we polish off a bottle of Patrón Silver. One night he left his hat there and I kept it as a souvenir. I spend a lot of cash money in the county, employ locals who can’t get other work, and rely on innate Yankee hostility for outsiders and big government.

When I walk into the restaurant, I spot a couple of county deputies having coffee. I’m about to go over and say hello when I pick up on their vibe. Something is definitely wrong. Now all my antennae are keen. I sense weirdness going back to the day I helped the blue-eyed stranger stuck by the side of the road near Barnswallow’s pad. But that’s the thing with paranoia—you never know how much of it is well founded, particularly when you smoke a lot of weed. I learned to pay attention to these flights of fear, follow them to their logical—or illogical—conclusion, hunt down the dread, and ferret it out like a wild animal running loose in the attic of my brain.

The deputies want nothing to do with me. They quickly turn away, glance down at their coffee, and pretend they have no idea who I am when I look over and nod. I take the cue and keep walking past their booth. At the door to the restroom, when I turn back to look, they are huddled in tense conversation.

I stare at my face in the men’s room mirror. “Stratton,” I say to my reflection, “you are about to get popped.” Quickly, I go through my pockets, tear the slips of paper I have with phone numbers and records of the load into pieces, dump the bag of personal stash, and flush it all down the toilet.

There is still a dusting of snow on the ground as I walk out of the restaurant, keep walking past the Toronado with the California plates, walk along the road and past the motel where I crashed the night before. I walk a mile up the highway to a shopping mall and into a drugstore where I know there are pay phones and a few video games in the back. Paranoia, paranoia, great destroyer, I say to myself when no army of agents leaps out of the shadows to pounce on me. Let me play a few games of Gorf, one of my favorite video games, call the farm in an hour or so, and have JD come over and pick me up. We’ll come back for the Toronado later. I’ll have him drive me to the airport, get out of town. Go to Spanish Wells in the Bahamas and hide out until things cool down.

I am into my third or fourth game of Gorf, racking up one of my all-time high scores, with a few local kids standing around watching, when I look up and see them: DEA agents, maybe half a dozen of them, dressed like thugs, with their guns drawn. They swarm into the drugstore and make straight for where I stand. I take my hands from the video game controls and raise them above my head.

“Richard Stratton! You’re under arrest!” says one of the agents.

“Wow! Cool,” says a kid behind me.

And then I recognize the DEA agent. It’s him, the blue-eyed waylaid traveler who was stuck in the ditch at the side of the road on fearless Fred Barnswallow’s hill. And now the fucker is pointing a gun at me.

The federal agents hustle me outside and drive me to the local jail at the Farmington police station where I am locked up in a tiny, dark, filthy cell. I make my one phone call to my personal attorney, Channing Godfried. Since I bought out the horse farm we’ve become friends over the years. He now owns a farm near my place and lately he’s been acting as my counsel, dealing with an ongoing IRS investigation. When I reach him at his home in Cambridge, he tells me he will call a criminal defense lawyer he knows in Portland, Maine, and see what he can find out.

What impresses me about being arrested is that it is exactly that—you are arrested, stopped in your tracks, locked up in a small space. You are no longer in control of where you go or what you do except within the confines of the cell and your body and mind. Life becomes at once remarkably simple, focused and internal. There is nothing I can do about whatever might be going on out there in the larger world. It is all happening right here in my head and in this dark, cramped space. I must hunker down, go within, and compose my mental and emotional attitude. Find my inner peace and dwell there. Keep telling myself I can handle this. They missed the load.

The cell is so small I can barely sit down. The cops tell me they have been instructed to keep me isolated, and this cell, not much bigger than a phone booth, is all they have available. There is a clogged drain in the middle of the floor with what looks like puke and piss puddled around it. I dance from foot to foot for eight hours consoled by the thought, They missed the load.

Finally, they come for me in the person of Special Agent Bernard Wolfshein of the Drug Enforcement Administration. An unlikely federal dope cop if ever I met one (and I have met a few), Wolfshein apologizes, says he was detained while they searched the farm. He explains it is against agency policy for him to transport a prisoner without backup. But, if it’s okay with me, he will make an exception in this case. Otherwise we will have to wait several more hours.

“You won’t try to escape on me, will you, Dick? They call you Dick?” Wolfshein asks.

“No. Richard.”

“Richard. Right, right. Richard. You won’t try anything crazy? I know you’re not that kind of guy. Right, Richard?”

This guy’s a trip, I’m thinking, Special Agent Bernard Wolfshein with his dark, wavy hair and Brooklyn accent. He seems out of place in the wilds of western Maine. Reminds me of Columbo, the TV cop played by Peter Falk. He even looks like him. And he affects an absentminded or preoccupied manner that does little to hide his obvious intelligence. He shuffles into the jail wearing a rumpled trench coat, horn-rimmed glasses. He checks his weapon and fills out the forms to remove me to federal custody. His gun, I notice when he picks it up on the way out, has white adhesive tape wrapped around the handle. It looks like something salvaged from a yard sale.

Two Farmington cops escort me outside to Wolfshein’s fed car.

“See what I’m sayin’? What’re we gonna do, here, Rich?” Wolfshein asks me. “Geeze, I don’t know. I hate to . . . Well, if I cuff you behind your back . . . I mean, it’s a long ride—how long is it?”

The cops shrug. “In this weather?”

It has started to snow again. Late April and it’s snowing. Big, fat flakes like floating tufts of cotton. “I could put you in the backseat,” he says. “No, that’s no good. I’ll put you up front with me where I can keep an eye on you. But I’ll have to—look, I know it’s gonna hurt, it’ll be uncomfortable—I hate to do it, Rich, but I’m gonna have to cuff you behind your back.”

“It’s okay,” I tell him.

“You sure? I mean, you say that now but—”

“What else can we do?”

“Exactly,” Wolfshein agrees. “What else can we do? Nothing. We gotta do what we gotta do. Yes? But it’ll be all right? I mean, because I know you’re not the kind of guy who will try anything crazy, am I right?”

“That’s right.”

“Good. Good. I thought so,” Wolfshein says and nods. He pushes his glasses up over the bridge of his nose and opens the car door. I sit in front, hands and arms wrenched behind my back, turned sideways in the seat so I’m not sitting on my wrists. Wolfshein climbs in behind the wheel. He seems as concerned about my discomfort as I am. “You know,” he says, “later on, if you wanna stop and get out and move around. Go to the men’s room . . . I don’t know. See, this is the problem. This is why I shouldn’t be doing this without, you know . . . I shouldn’t be transporting you by myself, I mean, without backup. But we’ll make it, Rich, you and me. And I’m sure you were ready to get out of that place. Am I right?”

“Right again.”

He chuckles and starts the car, and we drive off into the snowy night.

Wolfshein warns me that anything I say can and will be used against me. “They read you your Miranda rights? When they arrested you? And you called your lawyer? What’s his name? Pretty famous guy, huh? Used to work for JFK. Godfried. You’re his only client. That’s impressive.”

He smiles, shakes his head. “But not as famous as the other guy, the writer. Norman Mailer. Wow, now there’s a great writer. I mean, I may not always agree with everything he writes, but the way he puts it, his writing, you gotta hand it to him, right, Rich? That man can write.”

“He’s a great writer,” I agree.

“Great guy too, no? He’s your friend, Mailer. How long have you known him?”

“A little over ten years.”

“How did you guys meet? He’s from Brooklyn, isn’t he? I’m from Brooklyn.”

“I never would have guessed.”

Wolfshein laughs. “Listen. You don’t have to say anything. We’ll keep it strictly off the record—I mean, if you feel like talkin’, you know, we won’t talk about . . . I don’t know. I can’t even call it a case. I’ll be perfectly honest with you, Rich. I think we were a day late and a dollar short.”

It’s the first good news I’ve heard all day.

Wolfshein continues, “I mean, I was there. We searched your place . . . all day. You own that place with Mailer, don’t you?”

I don’t answer, don’t feel I need to. I get the impression Wolfshein knows the answers to his questions before he asks them.

“You know what we found? I mean, we had guys in there from headquarters in the DC office with these machines, checking the walls and the floors, looking for hidden compartments . . . stashes or whatever. I kept trying to tell them: This guy is not about to keep anything serious where he lives. He’s smarter than that. He’s old school. Been doin’ this since he was . . . what? A college kid? High school selling ounces? You and I know, a guy like you, Rich—you’re not gonna be keepin’ any real weight where you live. No way. So they searched the barns, the horse stables—you got some nice horses there Rich . . . We walked all around the property. You’ve got a lot of land there too, you and what’s his name, the writer. Searched the place high and low. You know what we found?”

“No, what did you find?” I’m nervous as hell because I know there is extremely incriminating evidence at the farm—if you know where to look.

“Nothing. Two ounces of marijuana.” The way he pronounces marijuana, there’s no question it’s an alien controlled substance. “It was sitting right out in plain sight. On the kitchen table. I didn’t bother to enter it as evidence. I mean, possession of two ounces in this state isn’t even a felony. You’re looking pretty good on this one, Rich. I don’t know if there’s even enough to indict you. You know?” He shrugs. “I mean, I’m not a lawyer but what do we have?”

Relief. Momentary.

“Oh, and one other thing that confused me,” Wolfshein says and I’m tense all over again. “We found a sheriff’s hat. Huh?” He smiles at me. “You wanna explain that one to me, Rich?”

“I’d rather not,” I say. “It’s a long story.”

“I’m sure it is,” Wolfshein says and gives me a quick nod and smile. “But I’m glad I was there, when they went to your place, I mean. I wanted to be there because I didn’t want anything to happen like what happened when they went to that other guy’s place. What’s his name?” He uses Fearless Fred Barnswallow’s real name.

“That was stupid. Senseless,” the agent says. “I mean, no need for that at all.”

Wolfshein stops talking, looks over at me. My stomach is knotted up all over again. “I don’t know what gets into these guys,” he says after a moment. “I’ve been on this job, what? Fifteen years now? Never fired my gun once. That’s the truth. Some of these other guys, well—they’re cowboys. They can’t help themselves.”

He hesitates, lets this sink in. I’m wondering, What’s he talking about? What the fuck happened?

“They shot the dog,” Wolfshein says and shakes his head. “Killed the guy’s dog. Nice dog too. German shepherd. No need for that at all. That’s why I wanted to be there when they went to your place. I didn’t want them to kill your dog.”

I don’t know what to say. “Thank you,” is all I can come up with. In my mind I’m seeing Fred’s big, friendly-but-protective dog, Bear, lying in the snow in a pool of blood. “Shit,” I say. The thought of them killing Bear is bad enough. I’m also afraid of what I’m sure they found when they searched Fred’s home: guns, cocaine, money, records, pot plants. But how can they connect it to me . . . unless Freddy rolls?

Stupid motherfucker, I’m thinking. You brought this on yourself.

Wolfshein is not finished playing games with my head. Out of the blue, he starts talking about Lebanon. He reminds me of a Middle East Airlines flight from Beirut to Paris I was on a year earlier. We had engine trouble and had to make an emergency landing in Athens. How the hell does he know about that? I’m wondering. And how much more does he know? He keeps asking if I’m hurting, if I’m uncomfortable sitting with my hands cuffed behind my back. Of course I’m uncomfortable. I feel like telling him it’s nothing compared to what he’s doing to my state of mind.

“I don’t suppose you know anything about that plane that crashed up near you, huh, Rich? Big plane. Hold a lot of marijuana in a plane like that.”

He laughs, shakes his head and looks over at me, pushes his glasses up his nose. “Ever hear of a guy named BR?” He uses Yogi’s real name.

“Doesn’t ring any bells.”

“No? Big guy. Pretty good pilot from what I hear. I think he’s out of Toronto. He may have had something to do with that plane.”

What the fuck is this guy’s game? He knows way too much. How long has he been on us? Have they got Yogi in custody somewhere talking? Is Wolfshein trying to flip me, get me to roll over and rat out my friends?

I decide to turn the tables and ask a few questions of my own. “Who are you?” I ask.

“Just a guy . . . doing his job.”

“In Portland, Maine?”

“No, I’m out of Boston. DC, really. Headquarters. Up until a few months ago . . . more than that. Maybe even close to a year now. I was acting liaison between Congress and DEA. Spent my days trying to explain to senators and congressmen why we need more money . . . to go after guys like you.” He chuckles. “Then they sent me back out into the field. I’m kind of a floater. I go where—well, where you go.”

Now I know he’s bullshitting me. No way is my trip worthy of a guy like Wolfshein. “Right now I just want to go home and go to bed,” I say.

“I know what you mean,” says Wolfshein. “I’m beat too. Which home? You lead a pretty nomadic lifestyle, Rich.”

This is too weird. I’m beginning to feel like Raskolnikov sitting with Detective Porfiry. Better keep my mouth shut before I say something I’ll regret.

“You’ve had a good run,” Wolfshein says at last. “Most guys in your business don’t last half as long as you have. I mean, you’ve had your ups and downs, am I right? There was that load that went south at the airport in New York. You and your pal there got locked up on that one. But you were never indicted, right?”

“Right.”

“What happened? They couldn’t produce the evidence?”

I can’t let this go unanswered. “I heard DEA agents stole it.”

“Really? I heard that too. You know that for a fact?”

“That’s what I was told, by my lawyer. And when they brought us before the judge, they couldn’t explain what happened to the evidence, supposedly two or three tons of hash. It was a mystery. The judge threw the case out. I heard the hash was sold on the streets of New York. Jack Anderson wrote a column about it in the Washington Post.”

Shut up, Stratton. You’re talking too much.

Wolfshein shrugs. “Could be,” he says. “What can I say? Some of these agents . . . Well, it’s a dirty business, on both sides.”

“It’s ridiculous,” I blurt out, unable to contain myself. “The whole thing is fucked up. Your so-called War on Drugs. It’s a war on the American people. And it’s crazy. A waste of time, money, people’s lives. For what? You can’t stop people from doing what they’re going to do.”

“It’s the law,” says Wolfshein.

“Big deal. That doesn’t make it right. It used to be illegal for blacks and women to vote.”

“It’s my job.”

“C’mon, that’s no excuse. That doesn’t make it right, either. You’re a Jew, right?”

“Yeah.”

“It was the Nazi’s job to kill Jews. Does that make it right?”

“We’re not talking about killing Jews.”

“No, you’re right, we’re not. We’re talking about locking people up—many of them young Americans—in cages, human warehouses for years for trafficking in a plant. Something God created. That’s also a form of persecution, wouldn’t you say?”

“No.” Wolfshein shakes his head. “I think you’re exaggerating. It’s a crime. People who commit crimes need to be punished.”

“Okay. So what if it became the law to kill pot smugglers? Just herd them all up and execute them. No trial or anything. Hang ’em in the town square. Like in Iran. Isn’t that what some of these wackos you work for advocate? What if that became your job? Shoot ’em on sight. Would that make it right? Like if it was your job to kill me right now. Would you still do it?”

“No, of course not,” Wolfshein says. “But that’s not gonna happen. Not here. This is America.”

“Oh, yeah, right. I forgot.”

He is silent for a moment. “Drugs ruin people’s lives.”

“C’mon. People ruin people’s lives,” I say, thinking of myself. Mentally kicking myself in the ass for working with Fearless Fred.

Wolfshein glances over at me. “You okay? You want me to stop? So you can get out and move around? I know you won’t run.”

Why does he keep saying this? I’m wondering. Where the hell am I going to run with my hands cuffed behind my back? The man has a gun, even if he’s never shot it. There’s always a first time. I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid.

“I’m all right,” I answer, but I’m not. This guy has me all freaked out.

“Interesting,” Wolfshein says. “I can see you’ve given this a lot of thought. So, it’s . . . political with you. I mean, you’re not in it just for the money.”

“In what?” I have to smile. “Who said I was in anything?” I say. “We’re just having a philosophical conversation here. Right?”

Wolfshein laughs, nods. “Right, Rich. That’s right.”

THE LOCAL LAWYER Godfried called is waiting at the Cumberland County Jail in Portland when Wolfshein deposits me.

“Good luck,” the agent says, and offers me his hand once the cuffs have come off.

“Thank you,” I say and shake his hand. “It was good talking to you. And thanks again for not letting them kill my dog.”

He nods, gives me a long look. “You know, I gotta tell you, there’s some truth to what you say. Maybe there’s no way we can stop people using drugs. But not everyone looks at it the same as you, Rich. There are some very bad people out there making a lot of money smuggling drugs. Somebody’s gotta stop them.”

It’s nine o’clock at night, but the attorney has arranged for me to go before a federal magistrate for a bail hearing. I’m being held on what is known as a criminal complaint. No formal charges as yet. My lawyer convinces the magistrate I am not a flight risk since I own considerable property in the state. He makes the point that no evidence of any crime was found on my person or at my home. There is virtually nothing to connect me to whatever it is the government agents seem to think went down. The magistrate agrees to accept the deed to the farm in lieu of a cash bond.

I spend the night in the county jail. In the morning Jimmy D drives down with a copy of the deed. No one seems to notice that the property is in my name and Mailer’s. His name is still on the deed. I’m thinking he would be required to sign the bail bond as well, but I’m not about to bring this to anyone’s attention. I sign the papers and walk out into the streets of Portland, once more in control of the space in which I move.

3

FOOL’S PARADISE

THEY MISSED THE load. They had me—for a minute. They impounded the Toronado with California plates. (I call my friends in San Francisco, who tell me not to worry. It’s registered to a dead guy.) They searched the farm over the course of a workday while I sat in the local lockup. All they came up with was an unindictable couple of ounces and the sheriff’s hat. Not only did they miss the load—they missed my stash.

It seems almost too good to be true, and it is because there is also the Fearless Freddy factor. I don’t even want to contemplate what they found when they raided the Barnswallow’s nest. You name it. And phone numbers. Financial records. Paperwork connecting him to a plane and hangar. People—strippers and gofers—who know way too much about Fred’s operation. And they shot and killed his loyal companion, Bear, the one true friend Fred had.

Shit. Poor Fred. And me—what an asshole to have involved him in the first place. How many times have I told myself and the people I work with to stay away from anyone who uses or deals cocaine? Then I turn around and do exactly what I tell others not to do. Fucking brilliant. I violate my own principles. If that isn’t self-sabotage, I don’t know what is.

Now I’m in damage control mode. There is a little over $200,000 in US and Canadian currency, and maybe fifteen Mason jars full of different strains of cannabis, plus my financial records and business phone numbers—exactly the kind of evidence Wolfshein would have salivated over—hidden in the stash. It’s built into a space in the central chimney that comes up through the middle of the old farmhouse and supports two fireplaces, one in the dining room and the other in the living room. In my study there is a bookcase built against what appears to be a solid brick wall, but is actually the chimney. I’m told the settlers who built these old farmhouses left a space between the fireplaces, a kind of alcove in the center of the chimney, where they would hide in case of an Indian attack. That may be apocryphal; the space may be designed for storing firewood. But to the untrained eye, looking at that wall, you would think that the bricks continue all the way down behind the bookcase, through the floor, and onto the granite foundation in the basement. If you remove the books and adjust one of the shelves, the wooden back of the bookcase slides open to reveal my stash.